sorry boss can’t come in today i was on my way to work and then a gentle spring breeze kissed my cheek and reminded me it is a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in this broken world
(via odin-n-out)
sorry boss can’t come in today i was on my way to work and then a gentle spring breeze kissed my cheek and reminded me it is a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in this broken world
(via odin-n-out)
If you’re expecting your employee to fix a mistake that’s costing you millions, then they deserve a very significant cut of it.
If they were being fair, they’d ask for half, which would be $9 million. But they didn’t even ask for that. They asked for a raise, which would probably be a few thousand a year. And you couldn’t even give them that.
A problem I have when reading romance novels is I cannot empathize with disliking someone but finding them attractive regardless. If I dislike someone I’m like “You are like a wadded up ball of sweaty socks and I want you to burn in a pyre, undying and screaming for days”
“He infuriated her, though she was willing to admit he was a handsome man” I couldn’t begin to tell you what the people I dislike look like because I see red instantly. If you were like “Is he the blond one” I’d be like “idk he’s the one who most looks like he should die”
(via an-apocalypse-of-magpies)
Is this the door to pizza hut?
Watch out Bill!