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Cypress/Ezra

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artist and writer!! | Ezra/Cypress - OSDD1b system - bodily 16

Ello!!

We are the Wanderers system! We're a medically recognized OSDD1B system, and have been recognized for around 3 years now!

We have ~5k known alters currently, but there's probably more, autism AND adhd and all that.

Most of the time it'll be me, Ezra speaking here! But our collective name is Cypress if you don't know who's fronting!!

We've been vocal about our system for a while, but we just haven't had a reason to really 'come out as a system on tumblr.

Hope you can enjoy yourself!! <3

RP BLOGS UNDER CUT

did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

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bohemiandragoness

This is especially funny because they aren’t even right. Foxes *ARE* dogs.

No they aren’t.

yes they are. because they are fluffye.

OK yes they are.

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mr-system-of-a-downer

Dog

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jooshthepunished

Dog

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utah-mountain-drifter

Different family, but same order as @pictures-of-dogs

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zarabithia

No, they are the same family. They are the same kingdom, phylum, order and family. They separate at the genus.

They’re a dog.

yeah they’re fluffye

theyre literally not dogs theyre not even fluffy. can we get science tumblr over hear or what!?

checkmate athiests

okay but they literally are dogs, for those who are confused

If foxes are dogs, then so are wolves, coyotes, dingoes, jackals, and several other extant and extinct species.

Behold! A dog.

of course it’s a dog you buffoon. it’s fluffye.

Why on earth would someone think “BUT IF THEY’RE DOGS SO AR -”

Like yes of course wolves are dogs, where have you been. Jackals are excellent doggies! So are coyotes. Why is this confusing.

I love that this is literally two completely different arguments running simultaneously.

That guy up there who said they’re not even fluffy was thinking of sharks

sharks are also dogs. ravenous water dogs, but still dogs

Sharks can NOT be dogs they are SMOOTH

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wolfgang-king

sharks are smooth dogs

BEHOLD, a SHARK

17 clown car pileup 84 injured 193 dead

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🐙‼️OCTO ALERT‼️🐙

After a long bit, I finally finished the rest of the Octonauts! Enjoy more of my interpretations of them, and if you haven't seen my previous post about them, click here for Peso, Kwazii and Captain Barnacles!

In a world where most of the population consists of animal shifters, the Octonauts are a group marine biologists and activists who help bring attention to both the curious beauty of the Earth's waters and the harms that threaten its incredible ecosystems.

  • Tweak is the Octonaut's engineer, and she was the only member apart from the Captain himself who had been a part of the Octopod's original, hired crew. She's seen members come and go and had gone through the worst alongside her captain, yet her loyalty hasn't wavered even in the years she had served by his side. In fact, her love for adventure and marine life only seemed to grow as time passes. Apart from Kwazii- who she didn't fully trust at first, and rightfully so at the time- Barnacles considers her as someone he can put 100% of his faith in, and even the rest of their crew knows that she's someone they can truly rely on with anything.
  • Shellington is the Octonaut's scientist and was hired as their marine specialist. His colleagues would consider him a considerate man who's knowledge is only second to their founder, which sometimes scares the crew with just how much information he knows of any given animal. As for the Vegimals... Well, Let's just say that Shellington wanted to produce some food for the crew to keep them from surfacing every few months, and so, decided to start a greenhouse within the Octopod. Disappointed at the rate of which their goods are growing, he decided to "lend them a little help", though he instead finds himself becoming a father of 5 the following morning. He is now a full carnivore. He can't look at certain vegetables the same way again.
  • Dashi is the Octonaut's IT specialist and photographer, and so, often works alongside Tweak and Shellington (who she had been hired alongside) both on-field and within the Octopod. Though her knowledge on marine life can't compare to some of the other members, as a photographer she documents their missions, the creatures they had helped and occasionally files or publishes any new findings or updates regarding certain species. Prior to her work as an Octonaut, she was actually a well-renowned journalist who had earned several awards.

And, of course, how could I forget

  • Professor Inkling is the Octonaut's renowned founder, and is one of the oldest shifters to date. He's a knowledeable octopus, and though most founders and CEOs would rather lounge comfortably for the remainder of their lives, Inkling enthusiastically works alongside his employees and even assists and advises them if ever needed.
  • Why is he the only member of the Octonauts who isn't part human? the artist thinks it was funny Well, some believe that he's from an older generation of shifters, raised in his animal form. It certainly has some merit to it, especially considering no one- not even the octonauts themselves- had even recognised his species.
  • Barnacles believes that Kwazii should show more respect towards Inkling and should stop muttering assumptions and theories with Dashi and Shellington.
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Man I love how dopey this trio is

By themselves and even as duos they are effective. But these three together? They’re achieving absolutely nothing!

I don’t know why but when they are together it’s like they actively cancel each other out and share a single brain cell

These three are introduced as the epitome of stupid in the first episode.

Look at this

And then they’re just like

“Heh.. guys if we all charge the whale shark at the same time, we can escape”

They don’t question it and are just like “YEAH. We’ve got this”

Or the time they were looking for the lyrebird stowaway on the octo ray and their thought process was like

“Hmmm ok, so there’s three qualified pilots here and we need three people to go searching for this bird. Ok Shellington you fly”

They don’t even question it. They just chuck him on autopilot and assume he’ll be fine (he’s not).

The only time this trio would be effective is as a sports team.

These three seem like the try hard sweats that would take the game way too seriously and absolutely demolish the other team (lowkey real though)

(Man who chose the teams for this snowball fight. Tweaks team is absolutely cooked)

They can’t be left alone because trust me when I tell you that this trio will genuinely go nowhere if left to their own devices

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I really like it, I just couldn't pass it by.

Well, look at those eyes, I can't 😞

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Everyone’s out here calling kwazii a theatre kid

BUT LOOK AT HIM

Like his dorky ass is breaking out into song and performing like a lil goofball every chance he gets

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1 am biblically accurate Barnacles and Kwazii :

Kwazii is a handful always

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