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unpretty

Anonymous asked:

I was reading a piece of fan fiction about a girl so beautiful, all the heroes wanted to make her their wife, yet so powerful, no villain dared fighting her. Instead they sought legal action against her.
Had to lay it down, I can't stand these marry/sue characters.

canadian-riddler answered:

I’m looking at you with very narrowed orbs right now

chantrytears

lawoftheclaw

I guess the biggest problem with tentacle porn is that it seldom has a positive message

flipocrite

f1rstperson

sorrrowfull

birds

f1rstperson

neednothavehappenedtobetrue

when you go to bed significantly earlier than usual, a little menu should pop up asking if you want Wake Up Early or More Sleep. and then you should get what you requested. that's my human body UI improvement for the day.

puniper

jesskasb

birds

aggressively-crying

24985uhjnetfoiuswhiejnklmpfos0

fuck it 10 pm post we like to party

moonkitty

this video feels like seeing an old friend for the first time in a decade

daedrabait

ohcorny

it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

ohcorny

i wisely turned off the notes on this when it was at 700 but oh my god stop telling me what you "just" use it for in the notes shut the fuck up shut the fuck up I AM NOT A CATHOLIC PRIEST, I DO NOT ABSOLVE YOU. WRITE YOUR OWN EMAILS.