what i wouldn't give to be one of those dirty converse-wearing, mossy, cryptid-hunting, earth tones goblincore boys with dark fluffy hair and a messenger bag

Had a dream last night that i was a knight and this bigger scarier knight had me on the ground and right before he swung his sword at my neck he said smth like "i mourn the loss of life for the tree who will become your coffin" which shouldnt have turned me on like it did but alas

Punk, they say, as if opposing corrupt authority is the problem

one of those generically cheerful Bless this Home (and all who enter) signs, but instead it says Memento Mori (remember that you must die)

i lowkey think about them all the time

things to not dwell on:

• people who treated you badly
• things you can’t change
• comparing yourself to others

things to think about more:

• baby animals
• people who love u unconditionally
• good things in your life that make you happy
• days and times to look forward to

to all the gay people in my phone, thank you. I love you. please have one million years of joy

As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'

Reject reading social cues!! Embrace collecting personal intel via the mycorrhizal network that connect us all.