i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.

on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they're free for all the town to pick whenever they'd like.

someone comes up behind us. It's the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn't Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren't making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don't do piracy or something ok please

I think the number one cure for self image issues is going to a kink club and just making friends cause you will find the most wonderful and sexy old fat disabled transgender queer and freaky people in the whole entire world that you will never see on TV and they will all have a line thirty miles long of dreamers openly begging for a piece of that

so the BBC accidentally said the UK consumes 4.7 kilograms of cocaine per person per day

PRICE IS NOT GOOD

SWITCH IS EXPENSIVE

GAME-KEY IS STUPID

PRESERVATION IS DEAD

BABA IS PISSED

Some of you have got to stop getting on literally any post about physical disability and chronic pain & talking about adhd and anxiety I don't know how to explain to you that these are not the same thing. Like I have all of the above and the adhd and anxiety can be debilitating for sure but if you've never had your body actually stop working from the amount of pain that you're in you Do Not get it. No executive dysfunction doesn't count as being physically unable to move. Some people don't have legs

Love some miserable Elon in the morning