mean!matt taunting you while he’s knuckles deep in you saying that if you cum then it means that you love him (╥﹏╥)

mean!matt yanking you off of him by your hair with a wet, obscene pop and there’s a trail of spit connecting your lips to his cock. he tells you to do better or else he’s leaving because he’s getting bored (╥﹏╥)

mean!matt pushing your face against the elevator mirror while he fucks you and the last thing you see before you black out cum is that infuriating sneer of his (╥﹏╥)

Karen Page is stronger than me because if I saw Matt Murdock doing that slutty pathetic sexy open-mouth, leaning-on-the wall begging I would do whatever he asked

looks like i’m goin to paris !

PEDRO PASCAL
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dir. Spike Jonze

Too Close for Comfort

Pairing: Joel Miller x Babysitter!Reader

Summary: You’ve been babysitting Sarah Miller forever. One day, you’re surfing the web on her dad’s computer, and you find some…unusual things in his search history.

Or, Joel likes to jerk off to your lookalike on PornHub. It’s time you showed him what the real thing is like.

Warnings: 18+. Unprotected p-in-v. Oral (m!receiving). Creampie. Mommy/Daddy Roleplay (HEAR ME OUT!!) Brief boot humping. Squirting. Perv!Joel. Breeding kink.

Note: ‘Just call me if anyone else checks in…and by anyone, I mean any swingin dick’ is a line from No Country for Old Men

Word count: 12.7k

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