wegtable:

why didnt obi wan introduce anakin to system of a down like my dad did when he sensed a darkness in me. i cant stand catholics

dustorange-moved:

Knowing you could have it if you wanted but not knowing if you want it at all

lovethisgayearth:

lakemojave:

I was looking for movies to watch on hbo and i’m fucking howling at this

scientistman:

macbethheadband:

Right click -> save as -> ancient curse

my-never-ending-nightmare:

gougerre:

charl0ttan:

wait dude i think gods here quick close the wikipedia page for Evil

doginstrument:

Whatever. Go My Beatles

seven-oh-four:

guy whose friend is making a reservation at a restaurant for them to eat together: can you make it six o'clock?

his friend, who has time powers and is trying to keep it a secret: what no what are you talking about why would i be able to do that

sophie-frm-mars:

withswords:

micro-usb-deactivated20230625:

Gnome eminem:
just cos I’m gnomey don’t mean you know me. Don’t call me homie. In fact you can blow me. Since I started seeing lots of gnomes rapping, halvling MCs who don’t know what’s happening, half-foots who need a half-hand smacking, go back to the shire and ask bilbo baggins.
[beat changes]
Haley I’m sorry that I drank your potion

townhulls:

my d.b. cooper theory is that the rapture happened while he was falling and he was the only christian worthy of heaven

fuckmaster-unlimited:

your humorous post has delighted me. i will now absorb it into my dark crystal

timetravelstudies:

crossfaded off of birdsong and a ray of sunlight