ok i love our flag means death its great but seeing people refer to it as ’the gay pirate show’ like no. it’s a gay pirate show. black sails didnt pop its pussy being the gay prestige pirate drama of all time, making pirates not only cool again but also intrinsically linked to queerness, just for people to give credit to another show for doing it years later. black sails walked so that our flag means death could walk also, but in a sillier way. know your queerstory.
“oh how do the pirates in our flag means death just head out in a rowboat and find each other in the middle of the ocean with no maps or anything???”
Never heard of gaydar? Fucking idiot?
love the way david jenkins refuses to apologize for shit just not making sense. how do they get places so quickly? doesnt matter. why is ed wearing full leather wouldnt he be sweating like hell? oh yeah it’d be awful to be a pirate in that, but it’s hot, next question. he does not hesitate to just be like. eh who gives a shit. they’re in love, who cares about how the boat got there. it’s all fake anyway. here watch taika and rhys kiss.
We need to be a lighthouse!
Stede’s crew complaining about having no pirate flag
Stede: Alright! Arts and Crafts time everyone!
The crew:
# dog energy/cat energy but with all the ofmd couples
for the love of god please let the gays run away together at least once successfully
i would make an excellent goon. i’d be like ”on it boss” and then i’d fuck it up instantly.
(via aphony-cree)