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the little flap bits on the underside of mushrooms

@dragonbornoflegend

- Storm - 26 - KY - they/them - Bi -
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Reblogged moontyrant
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don’t talk to ME about gay yearning. in 2020 during lockdown i lived alone on a boat for three months. i went ashore once a day to work in a marine bio lab. we all had to access the lab at different times so we were never together & risking infection. i was alone all day every day, from my boat to the lab and back to my boat. one day a woman anchored her boat beside mine. we passed each other ashore just once at the harbor and she hit on me and invited me back to her boat. i told her i’d love nothing more but i could not risk exposure because of my weak immune system. she said it was a shame but that she understood. that night i was watering my vegetable garden i grew in 5 gallon buckets up on my roof and playing music on my speaker. “american pie” came on and she climbed up on her roof and shouted all the lyrics to every verse at me across the water and we danced together on our respective roofs. she raised anchor and moved on a few days later.

so yeah i know what it is to die a thousand deaths in an instant while your heart beats on.

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Reblogged peachybeesplease
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sometimes i think the only difference between me and my dad is that i think everyone on tv is gay and he thinks they're all secret assassins

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*character trying to get overly close to another character very quickly*

me: and its because theyre GAY t4t and GAY

my dad: they're gonna kill them!!!!!!!! they have a secret gun!!!!! there's poison in the drink!!! knife in the lipstick!!!

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u can imagine killing eve went down a treat with both of us

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