hey. she is drawings.
found you a new hat.
So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that
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“ bill:
“ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOBAW
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[VERY SMALL VOICE] foobaw!
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why does my mother suddenly fail kindergarten whenever she tries to do anything on the computer
I know she doesn't know what "the maximise button" is so I told her "click the square at the top right" and she clicked...the printer icon...in the middle of the toolbar. and I'm just like okay. this isn't a technology thing you are flunking basic shapes and directions. I'm turning off your computer and getting you a block puzzle. you have a master's degree
cis people will say “I found out I’m having a baby girl at my anatomy scan and I’m experiencing gender disappointment” but be mad when you say “who knows? maybe you’ll end up with a son anyway”
they found this post and they’re very very in their feelings about it
Cis people will basically just sag “I’m sexist” and you say “maybe you don’t have to be” and they say “well now I’m gonna be transphobic too”
girls will be like "eek! eek!" and have little ears and little hairless tails
am i thinking of mice again
The last unicorn died in the Berlin Zoo in 1908
The last dragon was killed by a farmer in rural Switzerland in 1841
The last sea serpent died in 1987 despite the efforts of conservationists and was followed by decades of searching for more live members of the species.
I just want to know what being a feminist has to do with this
16th wave feminism not yet unlocked