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honestly, bitter that i'm here

Duke and Jason have been banned from being anywhere near each other in costume because the arguments they will break out into is both too intense and too distracting for patrol. Everyone thinks they're serious but after the first 10-20 times they do it for the love of the game.

Duke: Shut the fuck up.

Jason: You shut the fuck up.

Duke: Zombie

Jason: Flashlight

Duke: That's why the joker still alive

Jason: That's why the joker did what he did to ya mom.

Duke: Nigga where ya mom at? Dea—

Bruce over the comms who, along with the entire bat family has been listening to entire thing: Signal, Red Hood! SPERATE! NOW!

They are now giggling as dick and cass drag them apart.

I watched Deadpool & Wolverine very late and my brain had to process things. plus I finally wanted to draw Lae. Hope you enjoy this nonsense crossover.

Jason: *putting on a coat at six in the morning* dick: whoa, wait, you’re never up this early. What are you doing??? Jason: *non-chalantly* I’m going to adopt a child dick: Jason: *walks out the door* dick: *knocks over like fifteen things in order to follow his brother* JASON. WAIT UP. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. Jason: *heading to his car* I’ve decided to adopt a child, Dickie, get with the program. Dick: WHY??? Jason: *sighs* because I had a dream in which I adopted a kid but then I woke up and it wasn’t real and I felt very sad and guilty for abandoning my kid Dick: Dick: you had a dream— Jason: that I adopted a kid, yeah Dick: and you’re currently mourning your . . . Imaginary child Jason: kind of, yeah Dick: Dick: *tearing up* I’ll call B and get together the necessary paperwork. Meet you at the adoption agency in thirty?

Really glad we’re crowning Dick as the scariest batfamily member. Society is healing.

Don’t mind me, just imagining Bruce’s hands, big, soft, covered in the labor of violence, holding his eldest’s face, saying, “This is Dick. He’s the kindest person I know.”

Dick’s fists are behind his back. He’s holding some socialite’s bloody tongue in them. If they’re going to use it to talk shit about his father, they don’t need it. His smile is sunshine and war.

using “Agent A” as Alfred’s code name and using “B” for Batman’s shortened name in the field suggests there’s a world where “Agent A” is shortened to “A” and everyone in Gotham and on the Watchtower is terrified of him. because they’ve met B. and if this is B??

including the reply from @vi-reads here so it doesn’t get lost:

The simple fact that the majority of the reason ANYONE is aware that A Exists is because they witness *B reporting to A* certainly contributes a lot to the mystique and Godfather-y impression.

B requesting assistance in some manner over comms, or reporting something because he needs A to prep for it but it SOUNDS like A Report not an update/request to the uninformed.

A casually using comms to the Watchtower (that no one knew he had authorization to access, because he's using B's really) to politely demand B get his ass home and sleep, or something. Message awkwardly relayed from whoever was stuck on monitor duty or whatever to the meeting room or wherever B is holed up Working.

And B *listens*!!! Maybe grumble-argues or protests urgency of whatever crisis but still sounds like he is either defending his initiative to a superior officer or defending his rulebreaking to his dad, and the JL certainly don't *know* like we do which it really is.

B's businesslike professionalism in the field, especially in front of people he's bullying about their own unprofessionalism, means he sounds even more like A is His Boss not his dad/assistant!

Its delightful.

This should go further. We have A, Alfred. B, Batman. C, Cassandra, and D, Dick. They are listed in order of Do Not Fuck With.

Alfred is at the top because of any harm comes to him, the entire Batfam will descend for vengeance. He is also the only one who can kill without major family divides…because if Bruce makes a stink about it, you KNOW everyone is siding with Alfred.

B because…yknow….he’s Batman. He’s also a pathetic loser, but he’s still Batman, and sometimes we forget he can be one scary mf.

C because Cass? THE Cassandra Cain? Doesn’t need words to get shit done, just her body and an unshakable moral code. She can and will end you (nonlethally) without breaking a sweat. The only reason she isn’t above B is because of experience.

D for Dick, because everyone forgets he is a BADASS. Born to be an immortal zombie assassin, trained from the age of 8 to fight, apprentice to DEATHSTROKE, successfully infiltrated a top secret spy organization (as a civilian!!), AND is respected by almost everyone around. He’s only at the bottom because Cass is a better fighter, and B is a better detective. You want the best all around superhero? It’s Dick Grayson. Leader and pillar of the community.

Ok so I actually love this piece so much and just because of the additional objects and not even Bruce and Lois. But yes Mr. Steal your girl Brucie Wayne strikes again but like cmon they can all just date 🤷‍♀️

Also Bruce totally gave her Kryptonite jewelry 😭

Also thank you @waveoftheocean for inspiring me to do this and for your posts on TT that have helped me improve my lighting and background skills. I absolutely adore your art so thank you ‼️💕

happy wip wednesday! this week i'm avoiding thinking about work and taxes by drawing even more superbat kissing. a++ life choices

Stupid thing I thought of drawing ages ago when I was watching fruit basket

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