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You can survive almost anything through the right combination of:

  1. Bitching and moaning
  2. Hater-ology
  3. Doing a goofy little bit about it
  4. Having a buddy say "that's so fucked up" at intermittent points (you can also be your own buddy)
  5. Destroying the cursed amulet you carry everywhere, why do you even have that thing
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WTNVcore

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I want to know what unholy gods Soup listens to. How does it withstand the heat of a thousand suns in the microwave the first time I put it in, returning barely lukewarm, and upon the next it comes out screaming and laughing at me for daring to try while it boils with the flames of hell. I just wanted dinner man.

#soup#cooking#i hate being sick#why have you forsaken me
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I hate when people ask me about my preference but I don’t understand their preference level. Like yes I kinda want Chinese food 10% more than I want a sandwich but if you want a sandwich like 40% more than Chinese food then I would say it’s totally reasonable we get sandwiches.

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Leverage (2008) // S02xE01 // "The Beantown Bailout Job"

i like this exchange because depending on how you reverse that statement, you end up with three possible interpretations, each funnier than the last and all equally true:

  • solving poor people's problems
  • creating rich people's problems
  • solving problem rich people
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Leverage!

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there's a stage in sandwich consumption where it's falling to pieces & you're desperately cupping it in your hands & it's like this poor wounded animal that is covered in mustard & wants to die

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The hamcheesemayo 2am concoction craves death

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You know what I think is a little stupid about the way DC did/does joker never dying after hurting members of the Batfam? Bats could just like. Paralyze him from the waist down or something. I don't remember if Babs got shot after or before Jason died but for either thing he could permanently maim Joker! Break his jaw in such a way he can never crack another joke, render him arm-less so he can never again hold a gun to his family's head. He clearly isn't shy about head trauma (isn't there like a whole timeline where Joker gets bonked so hard he's amnesiac and stops criming or something?) Make it so he can't escape custody because he literally can't walk away. He won't be a threat anymore. I just think it would stop so much bloodshed and family angst (particularly between Bruce and Jason) and not compromise Bruce’s morals.

#batfam#dc joker#jason todd#theonerule#DC is stupid#headcanon#rant#no murder but no bones either#I didn’t read much of the comics but I don’t like them either
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The people who police your gender will police your gender even if you're cis.

Eat them.

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"OH those body builder women with pancake breasts arent-" eat them.

"This woman has a beard, thats not-" eat them.

"That man has a baby face, that's not" - eat them with barbecue sauce.

Eat them. You will never be gender enough for their definition of gender. Eat them.

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"Eddie, we have to go to Texas. We have to eat the TERF's. We have to Eddie, we're heroes Eddie"

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i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping

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this also goes for aesthetic or -core titles. 'y2k tank top' is going to get you resellers and fast fashion brands advertising to people looking to meet a current trend. 'thin strap crop tank top' is going to get you a diverse group of results and not upcharge you to hell and back

additionally, shop second hand when you can, second hand and thrift sites typically organize clothes by the cut and color. theyll be more affordable than a depop seller curating you a style to sell you

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useful terminology for different kinds of clothing shapes :)

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Oh no it was a Business Man in a Suit

(This was the end of all joy)

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I'm autistic and I currently feel like shit checklist

Hi there. Are you autistic? Do you currently feel like shit and don't know why? Try this checklist to see if you can Fix The Problem!

  • When was the last time you used the bathroom? If you answered "I don't know" or "at least 3 hours ago", go now!
  • Do you need a drink? Go get one if you don't have one in front of you.
  • When was the last time you ate? If you haven't eaten yet today, consider eating A Meal, or perhaps A Snack. Something is better than nothing, eat whatever you feel able to!
  • Is there something in your immediate surroundings that is bothering you? If the light is too bright, turn it off. If there is an annoying sound, make the sound stop or reduce your ability to hear it (earplugs, headphones, etc.). If your clothes are bothering you, change them.
  • Is your space messy? Pick one area of your room and clean it up as best you can. Clean your whole room if you have the energy!
  • When was the last time you did An Activity? Scrolling on social media doesn't count. Try actively doing something fun! Play a game you like, read a book, make something, or go for a walk.
  • When was the last time you Spoke to a Person? Consider talking to a person you like if it has been a while.
  • How long has it been since you did something Special Interest related? Make some time to do that today. Infodump to a friend, have a nice long research session, look at related images or gifs, make art about it, whatever works best for you!
  • Try stimming actively! Put on some music and dance, spin in circles, go to the park and use the swings!

If you still feel like shit after trying all of these things, you might be tired or sick. Go to bed early and get some rest. Hopefully you will feel better tomorrow!

Hope that helps :)

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My new life checklist

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