loser‚ (affectionate)
i need everyone to read my all time favorite letterboxd review
"An insult to practically everybody with any point of view at all" one of the most beautiful sentences possible with the English language.
nothing could have prepared me for the context
ALTAnonymous asked:
Your vibe is oddly bitter and reeks of insecurity
megan-renee answered:
sounds like someone needs to go in the water
Reblogging again because the art is spectacular. 10/10.
have you heard of this spray that makes you see hair on your face that is otherwise invisible so you can shave it with a dull plastic razor that comes in a 20 pack which will be on this planet for hundreds of years??? buy. have you heard of this single use sheet masks that does nothing different than a normal mask and you have to wear it overnight (it will come off) and on flights (you look crazy)??? buy. have you heard of this camera that makes you see your greasy scalp (normal) and dead skin (also normal) up close so you can purchase a treatment for hundreds of dollars and/or exfoliating scrub containing particles that are going down your drain and straight into the sea???? buy. have you heard of this special plastic gadget that
every day i think about how wild vaporeon would live mostly in the water but come to shore to have their pups (eevee), and then would probably groom their pups in a special way to trap air bubbles in their soft fur to make them more bouyant so they can float unaided on the water. and then as soon as the eevee have control of their little legs they're being taught how to swim, so you could come to a lake at a certain time of year ans see a vaporeon swimming around with a tiny soaked eevee paddling along behind it like
hey @molabuddy this was such a cute mental image that wanted to try and draw it :D
GWUHH THIS IS SO CUTE yes!!!! yess!!!!! baby swimmi !!!!!
Vampire NPC was described as gliding rather than walking while bringing over wine and I joked he had heelies under his cloak. Some people can make amazing art of their campaign or characters. I can shitpost.
no offense but I heard the evil scientist say he likes studying me better than you
Then why’s he up all night diluting my saliva? Check and mate.
well IM getting moved to a separate chamber tonight so he can keep an eye on me. What about that?
Please, he hasn’t even probed your mind yet. Besides, yesterday he told me that my blood diagnostics were, “abnormal” and “potentially hazardous”. How could you possibly compete with that?
*telekinesis throws a soda can at your head*
How dare you!!! Evil Scientist!!! Evil Scientist they’re resorting to violence!!! I do not feel very enriched right now!!! I need a bandage and an IV of juice!!!
this is exactly the behavior i’m talking about. You still need juice rewards and screens. I have evolved past these childish activities, I am a model experiment
*sounds of an evil scientist hurriedly scribbling down notes*
watched a porno where the two guys just kind of noncommittally jerked each other off for what felt like forever and when one of them eventually shot his load the other went "oh shit wtf!" and pogged like he didn't know something like that could even happen but thought it was kind of cool in a scary way
ALTidk sorry