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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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they-bite

when i say my gender changes to the tune of the bit i mean a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do and if he can’t then god forbid women do anything

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that joke can't stop me because i didn't read homestuckALT
jaydove-writes

But you still recognized that as a Homestuck reference.

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What were YOU doing at the devil's sacrament?

they-bite

i googled the words & got results from the homestuck wiki. that’s not attending the devil’s sacrament that’s investigating suspicious noises in the woods by lanternlight

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homunculus-argument

Hey you all know about that fungus that possesses ants to make them climb on the tip of grass blades in hopes of getting eaten by a cow, so that the fungus can continue its life cycle in the cow's guts? Because I think that's the kind of thing that's wrong with cave divers.

We don't know what's down there. We don't know what's gotten into their heads that makes them so determined to physically, personally go down there to find out. But I wouldn't entirely dismiss the possibility that whatever has gotten into them is very invested in getting eaten by whatever is down there.

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So, my spouse has been exploring his gender lately; he also just built himself a new laptop. Today he told me that he in an attempt to process some genderfeels through metaphor, he made a post on a trans forum along the lines of: "I'm a lifelong Windows user and I think I'm pretty good at it. I want to find out what Linux has to offer but I'm afraid I wouldn't be any good at it. And how do you choose the right Linux distro, anyway? Do you have to try them all?"

The responses, he said, were a mix of useful advice about feeling out your gender and useful advice about choosing a Linux distro.

I love trans people so much

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Spouse (still he/him for now) recently decided to pick out some more feminine glasses -- he was going for the librarian look, he said. He noted his pick was "subtle enough" he'd "probably" feel comfortable wearing them at work. Of course, he's been wearing his old glasses while waiting for the new ones to be ready.

Well, today these two things happened while he was at work:

  • his old glasses snapped in half at the nose bridge, and
  • he got a call that his new glasses were ready for pickup, days earlier than expected.

I don't usually read coincidences as signs, but,

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Update: She really liked Linux

(Also, her name is Eve now)

🥹 this is sooo awesome.. wholesome
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cephalotodd

we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :)

madamebomb

Honestly, tea. I’ve lived here my whole life and I have never once known what my total is gonna be at the register. Total fucking mystery.

2-face

im an ex-american living in new zealand for the past two years and it still never fails to blow my mind that i can take a $2 coin, walk up to a counter with two $1 items, and perform the expected transaction

greekedtext

this callout is completely deserved

???how do they SHOP i need to calculate everything and make sure i have enough money + get the money/card ready before i even come up to the counter i couldn't do this if the final price was a ✨ surprise ✨ omg my heart would explode interesting
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I know this is going to make me sound pretensions but I have to get it off my chest. I feel an unimaginable rage when someone posts a photo and is like "this picture looks like a renaissance painting lol" when the photo clearly has the lighting, colors and composition of a baroque or romantic painting. There are differences in these styles and those differences are important and labeling every "classical" looking painting as renaissance is annoying and upsetting to me. And anytime I come across one of those posts I have to put down my phone and go take a walk because they make me so mad

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In case you're curious here's what I mean.

Renaissance(distinct lines, stability and the individual man):

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Baroque (bold, chaotic, dramatic):

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Romantic(romanticize the simple hard working life):

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Do you see the difference?

xena-wolfgang

this post has re-wired my brain in the best way

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