Beware the Ides of March on Tumblr - you may see many, many memes. Cher and Lauren discuss the particular fervor of the holiday this year and wonder what kinds of weapons the senators used. Plus, Cher watches exclusively medical shows and Lauren puts on the clown makeup for 911.
Credits and transcript in our reblog. You can find transcripts for this, and every other episode, here.
HI MY NAM IS EBONY DARK'NESS DEMENTIA RAVEN WAY ADN TDAY IM STEBBIN JUILIUS CEEZER FOR BEIN A PREP, WESH ME LUCK EMOS!!!!
I recently told a friend who is not on tumblr about the ides of March. And they asked how do we celebrate? Is there a chosen "Cesar" account we all "stab"? Does admin pick a blog randomly or something?
And I had to inform them they highly overestimate how organized tumblr is and underestimate how much fun is there in the chaos.
"Admin", pffft
i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:
1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.
2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.
60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.
like to charge reblog to cast
🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️
🕯️🕯️ may all 🕯️🕯️
🕯️🕯️corrupt politicians🕯️🕯️
🕯️🕯️ meet their fate 🕯️🕯️
🕯️🕯️ ‧͙☆༓happy ides༓☆‧͙🕯️🕯️
🕯️🕯️ to all 🕯️🕯️
🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️
CAST
and what do you use to eat a salad? a fork
an implement that stabs food multiple times at once
every year the Ides of March feels like a fun little meme, but this year it actually feels more like trying to cast a spell
![[ID: A parody of a Knives Out poster. A magnifying glass with a dagger for a handle magnifies "Knives Out," but 'out' has been crossed out, with "IN" written in below it. To the side it says, "Starring Caesar and Brutus and introducing the 60 senators" with alternating red and grey text. At the bottom is the tagline "Everyone has a motive. Caesar has no clue." End ID]](https://cdn.statically.io/img/64.media.tumblr.com/e4449341a3040ac3e7088ac5b204f69d/17da3a549f8531b6-eb/s640x960/0fcb66e5956a196f0e815e3647e40d14c1eb147a.png)
