Darren

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ACTIVE COYOTE ALERT

They do look active.

#it looks like it’s sounding out the letters on the sign #I love it (via @taibhsearachd​)

you don’t gotta tell me to boycott the Nintendo prices by not buying bc i don’t have the money to get them anyways

‘guys don’t spend 600-700 dollars on the new nintendo products to send a message’ im way ahead of you man

Hey everyone im giving you a hug and handing you a warm blanket and a flower crown

why don't you go "lay siege" to some bitches?

I screamed this from the castle walls and I think I heard one of the enemy footmen start crying. It was kinda sad.

I DIDN'T!!!! I STOOD TALL AND MARCHED WITH MY COMMANDER BRAVELY!!!!!!!!!!!!

We literally saw you weep at the thought of a comely maiden

Security alert: Your orb was pondered from a new location

who TF is pondering my orb in goddamn FLORIDA?!

Three butch friends of mine finishing the basement of my first house around 1996.   They worked for beer, and not even anything fancy. 

babe are you okay you reblogged Three butch friends of mine finishing the basement of my first house around 1996 again

just heard a coworker say "I know this thing wouldn't even work for Jesus" about her printer

heard three people say "amen" in response

oooh rare leap year post, adds to the resale value

Tumblr is odd because you’ll see a mutual post something really profound like “the birds still sing for those who listen” and you see them 5 minutes later saying something like “need to be pegged.grilled cheese style”

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

there are characters for whom “poor little meow meow” doesn’t quite cut it. To me he’s like a traumatized pit bull mix with a bite history and I’m the white girl with a savior complex trying to stop them from putting him down

Fag strong together. Don’t forget.

i love you USPS I love you NASA i love you taxpayer funded services that actually contribute positively to society i love you libraries i love you public transport

job interviews should have aftercare

Smth I’ve thought about ever since I first saw wreck it ralph is that in universe king candy is basically an irl creepypasta. Like he’s a racer that only exists in this one specific sugar rush cabinet, every other version off the game has princess vanellope. Literally no one knows he exists except for ppl who went to this one small arcade in the United States. And if the code for sugar rush has been dumped there is no trace of king candy bc he only exists in this one cabinet. I bet there’s ppl who traveled cross country just to see if king candy actually exists.

And then after the movie king candy disappears from the roster forever and is replaced by vanellope but she’s different than every other vanellope, different outfit different personality different kart different voice lines etc

It’s literally that one arcade cabinet creepypasta discussions and YouTube videos about it in universe must be crazy.

I bet the internet found out about him bc someone went on the sugar rush subreddit and said “loved sugar rush when I was a kid, king candy was always my favorite racer!” and everyone in the comments was like “WHO??????”

YRS!!!!! I AM NOT LETTING THIS GENIOUS HIDE IN THE TAGS!!!!!!!!!!

I made this in reference to comic/game stuff but I’m glad to see this one’s going over well with all the writers

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