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baebees

i have not seen this meme in so long im loving it

one of the reasons i love tumblr is that occasionally classic memes like this show up on my dashboard

It��s like reaching into the cupboard for food and accidentally finding a 19 year old can of soup that you’ve kept for sentimental reasons

There really is no feeling quite like discovering a new song that fits your blorbo to a T. Best I can do to convey it is something like

Shoutout to the person who reblogged this 185 times in a row. I understand completely.

A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put it on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.

Happy 2 year anniversary to the post that my old boss allegedly now has framed in his office, next to the recovered photo of his children.

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Only the subtlest metaphors on this Tumblr.

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pastel-hutt

This works as a metaphor for children but also it works perfectly well when played totally straight because horse people are actually like this

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rider-waite

it literally took me three solid readings through this to realize that it wasn’t necessarily about horse people, because they are exactly like this

“Does this remind you of anything?”

Yea Horse Girls why

My friend sent me this with a "this made me think of you."

I feel so seen.

From my internet searching, this is Carter Vail, and they have both a youtube and a tiktok (this was on their tiktok page)

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There are no more geese in these lands, for I have taken them all out in your name!⚔️

if a girl tried to sacrifice me to the old gods that would be totally fine and I would submit but if a guy did that I would fight back a little

unless he was really hot I guess (the god or the guy)

in which case it is appropriate to fight back for homoerotic reasons

Not me, I’m a pacifist. I just make sad pathetic little noises while he strikes me and look up at him with my honest big brown eyes. He knows he killed a good man and it punishes him more than any physical harm I could do to him.

ohhhh if you hit him with that 🥺 hard enough he'll never land the killing blow

I’m so patheticcore. I’m such a poor little meow meow.

any decent man would take u in and nurse u back to health under the patronage of the old gods he once foolishly believed he could bring himself to sacrifice u to

(he doesn’t know I am loved by all of the gods and by showing me clemency he saved himself from all manner of ills and perils)

What the fuck are you two talking about

homoerotic failed human sacrifice

if a girl tried to sacrifice me to the old gods that would be totally fine and I would submit but if a guy did that I would fight back a little

unless he was really hot I guess (the god or the guy)

in which case it is appropriate to fight back for homoerotic reasons

Not me, I’m a pacifist. I just make sad pathetic little noises while he strikes me and look up at him with my honest big brown eyes. He knows he killed a good man and it punishes him more than any physical harm I could do to him.

ohhhh if you hit him with that 🥺 hard enough he'll never land the killing blow

I’m so patheticcore. I’m such a poor little meow meow.

any decent man would take u in and nurse u back to health under the patronage of the old gods he once foolishly believed he could bring himself to sacrifice u to

(he doesn’t know I am loved by all of the gods and by showing me clemency he saved himself from all manner of ills and perils)

What the fuck are you two talking about

homoerotic failed human sacrifice

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