a real life gay

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
crimeronan
crimeronan

i will not pass out in this doctor's office. passing out in this doctor's office is the passing out in this doctor's office,

crimeronan

i’m fine btw.

EDS caused some significant injury to my boob but it's been ruled trauma and not cancer. yay it'll heal on its own. doc was like uh this is mysteriously massive so come back in a few months and i'm like yeah thanks. it's because i'm diseased. autoimmune tag ehlers danlos life
saturn-iidae
apolladay

If you don't drink alcohol frequently or at all, what's your main reason not to?

I don't enjoy being tipsy or drunk

I don't like the taste

It's too expensive

I struggle with addiction

Someone close to me struggles with addiction

I'm underage

Other

I do drink alcohol frequently

i put that i struggle with addiction for lack of a more accurate term but i stopped before it reached the level of full alcoholism every time i drink i binge and make myself sick and WILDLY embarrass myself and everybody in my family for generations has been an alcoholic. and like. i don't like being drunk enough to keep doing it. i figured i'd stop before i developed a chemical dependency because that would just make it more difficult and annoying. i was gonna have to stop eventually anyway so. headed off the consequences early. you know. polls alcohol alcoholism addiction
faewaren
assiraphales

filmmakers and audiences and critics alike all need to start suspending their disbelief again

assiraphales

‘this doesn’t make sense’ so?????

zoanzon

image

important edition

been thinking about this watching severance. shows that remind me what i want to do with my own writing shows that just go based on vibes. the writers wanted something to happen so they reverse-engineered stupid plot events to make it happen. do these plot events make the most logistical sense in the context of the universe?? of course not why are there only 4 MDR workers and 1000 marching band members. WHO CARES lumon: someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying..... justice described it as 'they don't care about the cinemasins dings' which is just. YEAH. they don't care!! they do not give a fuck!! may my own writing similarly not give a fuck. yay
faewaren
crimeronan

been a while since i posted anything properly deranged here. hennessy and gansey become improbable friends in their mid-to-late twenties but have almost zero attraction to each other until they finally fuck somewhere around age 43 (after decades of metamouring). hennessy expects gansey to be really gentlemanly and boring and ask a lot of questions about her boundaries and likes and dislikes but fails to factor in that 1) gansey has now known her for over twenty years and knows she hates Feelings Talk, 2) adam tells gansey everything so gansey already knows what hennessy likes sexwise, because adam and hennessy have definitely been fucking for the past twenty years, and 3) gansey has been domming the shit out of ronan for literally as long as they've known each other. so naturally it ends up being excellent and she barely has to communicate anything to get them there. post-tryst hennessy is completely fucked up by how desperately desperately desperately bad she wants to fuck gansey again & she's even more fucked up by how UNBEARABLY SMUG both adam and ronan are being about the whole thing. yeah you've been making fun of both of us FOREVER for being into this all-american professorial nerd who's nice and polite. you've been heckling us for centuries. WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW, HENNESSY,

crimeronan

#IT’S SUCH A GOOD FUCKING POOOSTTTTT I DO REMMEBER THIS POST.#YOU DONT REMEMBER IT BUT I DO.#HE’S BEEN DOMMING THE SHIT OUT OF RONAN FOR LITERALLY AS LONG AS THEYVE KNOWN EACH OTEHR…#I LOVE THIS SO MUCH. I LOVE GANSEY AND HENNESSY METAMOUR ACTIONS AND I ALSO THINK HENNESSY BEING SO MAD ABOUT GANSEY BEING GOOD AT SEX IS#DELIGHTFUL.#I THINK HER UNFORTUNATELY HAVING TO REALIZE WHY ADAM AND RONAN ARE BOTH SO DOWN BAD FOR HIM IS SO FUNNY. SHE’S SO MAD ABOUT IT#SHE WANTS TO FUCK AGAIN SO BAD WITHOUT ADMITTING THAT#SHE’S LIKE HE’S GOTTA COME CRAWLING BACK RIGHT. I ROCKED /HIS/ WORLD RIGHT NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND#Hennessy sorry to tell you this but. You’re gonna have to do it. if you show no interest expecting him to beg he’s got other partners.#Like you’re lovely but he’s experienced Ronan. This is not a shock to him the way it is to you.#There are all sorts of incredible dynamics within Hennessy + ot6 for those with the eyes to see#Ronan and Adam are SO smug about it#Like Gansey’s other partners also understand why he’s hot. but none of them have been getting heckled by Hennessy to the same extent 100%#Blue I think gives her a little bit of sympathy. Like laughing at her a bit but empathetic.#She’s like I know when I first realized he was sexy I wanted to die about it too <3#Ronan and Adam didn’t have the starter reluctance against sexy Gansey.#Adam because he thought he was hot in the remote rich shithead way before he found out he was weird and kind and fell in love.#Ronan because he’s been attracted to Gansey the whole time in a million weird ways and by the time his subconscious got out and he realized#he was being gay about it he was LONG past that. like he’d been into him forever already by the time he was conscious of it.#so there was no time to go THE NERD??#Henry and Noah also do not really get it. Only Blue can understand the experience (long ago for her now) of being mortified to realize#Gansey’s hot.#However she will still laugh at her.#Anyway I love this post so much. I love them doing this in their forties also SO delightful to envision. (via @faewaren)

rafi Gets It. ot6 trc cdth hennessy light of my life 'i rocked his world right. not the other way around' is taking me out. she absolutely would react like that.