you know ;)

You know the funniest thing about SK8 the Infinity or whatever? Langa and Reki, simply do not care….

Sun, 13 Apr 2025 01:10:38 -0400

You know the funniest thing about SK8 the Infinity or whatever? Langa and Reki, simply do not care. They don’t give a shit. The whole series, ADAM is making ominous biblical lusty threats towards Langa and Langa is NEVER paying attention, Reki is too busy having a mental crisis/coming of age moment to pay attention to the guy that literally beats the shit out of him, but at no point are they like ‘maybe we are being treated in an odd way’ or 'maybe we should find out more about Adam’ because they don’t give a shit.
They never approach Joe and Cherry like 'we need to know the TRUTH about Adam’ because they’re too busy dapping each other up in an abandoned skate park. Reki gets hit by a car by someone connected to Adam and when Snake goes projecting all his issues he’s like 'okay whatever, unrelatable’. Langa brings up 'I wonder why Adam skates’ ONE TIME, and they’re like 'it’s probably because he enjoys it, no other possible reason’. They don’t care about his shady past with Cherry and Joe. They don’t care that he’s a politician. They simply have two priorities and it’s each other and skating.
It’s so funny to me that they’re THIS apathetic to the main antagonist. Himbo’s wish they could be this dumb.

On my first day in Germany I got to my hotel and I couldn’t get the lights to turn on. And I was…

Sat, 12 Apr 2025 22:52:38 -0400

jellogram:

On my first day in Germany I got to my hotel and I couldn’t get the lights to turn on. And I was like “Eh, fuck it, I’ll just take a shower in the dark.” And then the shower wouldn’t get hot. I waited and waited and it stayed ice cold.
So I go down to the front desk and I’m like “My lights won’t turn on and my shower won’t get hot” so they send this guy up with me. We get into the room and I flick the switch and nothing happens so I’m like “See?”
And he goes “You must put your card in the slot.”
“I… what? I have to put my room card in the light switch?”
“Of course!”
Now I have been in many hotels in the US and never encountered this concept, but apparently it was something most of their guests already knew. So I’m looking like a fool at this point. I feel like an idiot. The dude is fully grinning at me. I put the card in the slot and voila, the light turns on.
Then he’s like “Ok, let’s see if the shower works. You know you must wait for the hot water?” and I just know he’s thinking I’m an idiot who also can’t use a shower. This stupid American can’t wait for the hot water! She can’t even use a light switch or a shower!
And I guess he was distracted by these thoughts of my stupidity, because this dude fully stepped into the shower. In his nice dress shirt and slacks. He just. Gets into the shower.
And turns it on.
Have you ever seen a playing field get leveled instantaneously

Sat, 12 Apr 2025 22:30:45 -0400

deer-motif:

33v0:
this is the best tag I’ve ever gotten in my notifs actually

Emojis for when it’s not impossible to type but it’s not easy/in bad interest to do so

Sat, 12 Apr 2025 22:26:43 -0400

neonemojis:

Emojis for when it’s not impossible to type but it’s not easy/in bad interest to do so
Plus a bonus at the end!

leviathan-supersystem:heritageposts: leviathan-supersystem:internet politics and real-world...

Sat, 12 Apr 2025 22:25:43 -0400

leviathan-supersystem:

heritageposts:

leviathan-supersystem:
internet politics and real-world politics have gotten so separated, and pretty soon all this internet weirdness is gonna come crashing into real life and politicians are gonna start throwing around words like “SJW” and “anime communist” and “dark enlightenment” and it’s just gonna be the most ridiculous fucking thing

date of origin: 13th of april, 2015.

happy 10 year anniversary!

Twilight still isnt used to these ponies’ antics

Sat, 12 Apr 2025 22:07:41 -0400

pastacrylic:

Twilight still isnt used to these ponies’ antics

Sat, 12 Apr 2025 21:45:00 -0400

somethingusefulfromflorida:

cop-disliker69:
This is what Willem Defoe was writing on his detective pad

I love his rockstar vibes

Sat, 12 Apr 2025 20:35:09 -0400

gobseul1:

I love his rockstar vibes

for those who also got the ads during the story, twitter user gtwsyaoi got us

Sat, 12 Apr 2025 19:49:32 -0400

sprinklesharkie:

for those who also got the ads during the story, twitter user gtwsyaoi got us

this cut made me WHEEZE. what are they doing.

Sat, 12 Apr 2025 19:49:20 -0400

theminecraftbee:

this cut made me WHEEZE. what are they doing.

the sudden cut to jimmy has me crying laughing on the floor

Sat, 12 Apr 2025 19:49:01 -0400

ashiyn:

the sudden cut to jimmy has me crying laughing on the floor

project sekai x pokemon!

Sat, 12 Apr 2025 19:26:49 -0400

miraiconnections:

project sekai x pokemon!

part 2!
part 3!

MY FAVORITE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS’ PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE!!!!

Sat, 12 Apr 2025 18:27:55 -0400

codecicle-archive:

codecicle-archive:
codecicle-archive:
codecicle-archive:
queer people on this site really make me feel like a confused straight guy at pride. the discourse here could kill a man
“why polyamorous people aren’t valid” “mspec lesbians AREN’T okay actually” “aroallos are freaks” “he/him dni. cis men dni” “this post is for non-men only” yessss and the one with long hair goes in the girl box, then the one with short hair goes in the boy box!!
maybe I’m just a boring he/him white guy but inventing about 7 trillion terms to define “man” and “woman” so you can reinforce gender essentialism isn’t very “love is love” of you. maybe i just don’t have a sexuality but picking and choosing what sexualities are normal and which ones are “weird and predatory” sounds like we’re all a bunch of republicans on fox news. if you attend your local pride parade and look REAAALLLYYY closely, you’ll notice you can’t actually tell if someone’s gay or not from their appearance, and there’s no way to know if they’re “invading queer spaces”. maybe it’s just me, but when i attended my local gaybar last night for the drag show, they didn’t ask for my gay-card with a peer reviewed diagnosis of faggot stamped on it. they just let me in the building. i live a life of bliss and luxury in not caring about any queer discourse ever, and just going “WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY :-)” while booting up the latest cod game. and it seems much more fun than whatever the fuck you people are on about
muting my notifs for this post but i need to acknowledge this first. My favorite tags fr 🙏

Class 1 recall on Tostitos. (Class 1 means they can kill you if consumed, this time because of…

Sat, 12 Apr 2025 18:26:20 -0400

bobcatmoran:

simplykaren:
Class 1 recall on Tostitos. (Class 1 means they can kill you if consumed.)
Frito-Lay recall: What to know about the Tostitos tortilla chips pulled from shelves
PSA that if you live in the US, you should absolutely sign up for the FDA recall alerts via https://www.fda.gov/safety/recalls-market-withdrawals-safety-alerts and USDA FSIS (Food Safety Inspection Service) alerts via https://public.govdelivery.com/accounts/USFSIS/subscriber/new

crumb comics dump

Sat, 12 Apr 2025 18:23:46 -0400

crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington:

crumb comics dump

Sat, 12 Apr 2025 18:18:54 -0400

miraiconnections:

project sekai x pokemon pt2!

part 1!
part 3!

what if 9/11 was steampunk and they were clock towers and they were hit by zeppelins

Sat, 12 Apr 2025 18:16:57 -0400

cool-drink:

cool-drink:
what if 9/11 was steampunk and they were clock towers and they were hit by zeppelins

very strange phenomenon now that many people have learned online not to pet service dogs is that…

Sat, 12 Apr 2025 18:13:00 -0400

doberbutts:

tuulikki:
wizardarchetypes:
very strange phenomenon now that many people have learned online not to pet service dogs is that they walk by little bird and me, wave their hands at little bird, and say in a baby voice “oooohh you’re so cute! you’re so cute! i’m not going to pet you because i know you’re working! ooohhhh puppy puppy puppy, i want to pet you but i’m not allowed~” and i have to tell them what they’re doing is literally as distracting as petting her. this happens almost every single time i’m out with her.
I’m really grateful you made this post because I don’t think I’d considered how this would be just as distracting. I don’t think I’ve done this, but I wouldn’t have known it was important not to do.
Reblogging for everybody else who maybe never thought this through fully
If you wouldn’t do it to a non-living disability aid you shouldn’t do it to a service dog. And a lot of the things people do to non-living disability aids shouldn’t be done either! Loud resounding “leave disabled people alone” and “let the disabled person approach you if they want help rather than just grabbing at them/their aids”.

everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight

Sat, 12 Apr 2025 18:11:14 -0400

bigenderweed:

everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

Sat, 12 Apr 2025 16:02:27 -0400

miraiconnections:

project sekai x pokemon pt3!
part 1!
part 2!