Harry & padfoot <3
7 deadly sins but its a to do list
there are so many reasons why harry not getting to be raised by loving parents is horrible, but one of them is that he never had to experience every single one of his friends finding his parents hot. like harry's had the "oh my god that's your mum/dad?" reaction his entire life, and it's the most mortifying thing he's been through. it's worse when it's his boyfriend.
draco malfoy finding james potter hot is infinitely funnier than any person paired with james finding fleamont hot, because harry is a notoriously jealous person, and i just think it would be really funny if he had beef with his own dad bc his own twink bf was batting his eyelashes like "heyyyyy mr potter 🥰" every time he came over to visit harry, who is over in the corner practically frothing at the mouth, full on seething, bc his dad is making draco blush. like im picturing harry furious with james about this and james is like :( why is he mad at me, oh hello draco good to see you again young man :) then cut to harry genuinely plotting his father's downfall
You’re telling me this plot has a hole? Is it tight?
if your lie is a good enough lie god will make it real
Ao3 does not need an algorithm, you're just lazy
Ao3 does not need a 1-5 star rating system, you just want to bring down authors writing for FREE
Ao3 does not need automatic censorship, it is an archive, therefore anything can be posted
Writing or reading about something illegal does not mean the author nor the reader condones it, if that were true, you could never read a story involving anything negative
Purity culture is ruining fan culture and you all are fucking annoying
If you're a boy and you blush when you're shy or nervous. Spoilers but I'm gonna fucking eat you alive