I'm a talking crow-like thing

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Howdy!

You can call me Krow or Clown, either’s fine! This blog is owned and operated by a gosh-darned lesbian who uses she/they/ve pronouns.

I’ll predominantly be posting 

  • about hit dnd podcast Just Roll With It
  • my art (I mostly do pencil sketches and digital illustration) 
  • zines and fancomics
  • reblogging stim boards 
  • clowns
  • things that rattle around in my brain

I also run a cryptidcore blog @creature-comforts 
AND an in-character ask blog as one of my vtm ocs @oldman-arnau

My original posts (or rbs with a lot of text in them) will be under the tag ‘krow posts’ for now. I’ll try to get all of them but it’s gonna take a while soz.

My profile picture is an edit by @lmk-vibes of the characters Arthur Bennett and Void the cat from the series Just Roll With It: The Suckening, with the butch flag in the background. The header was sourced from the user @guerillaedits . 

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queer reading riptide number bajillion or whatever:

Finn’s writing on relationships on the oversea, after leaving behind his research career to join a pirate crew, reads to me as somewhat analogous to the stories of older people who come out as queer much later in life, after already starting a family. Entering a new exploratory period of life.

Rose-tinted glasses being part study, part semi-autobiographical treatise on relationships, compared to the stricter norms of Trench. And his explicit (notably overtly queer) work being locked away in a trunk.

also finn might be trans? that might need its own post but iykyk jrwi riptide i could do a ted talk about queer readings of riptide jrwi analysis jrwi finn finn tidestrider krowposts queer theory
the-fishh
the-macra

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

thesylverlining

this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job

kittyknowsthings

Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety? 

systlin

“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.” 

totohoy

I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…

systlin

I mean. 

“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”

“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.” 

the-fishh

This was proven to be true in episode 17 of Just Roll With It : Riptide when Gillion Tidestrider our cannon asexual legend followed a siren into the water so he could rock out and play his electric guitar along with the siren song!

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ethossleepy
saltedcaramelchaos

So we’re reading a lot of poetry in my literature class right now (which is amazing and incredible and very cool)

and with some of them I’m like “wow this is a good poem im gonna remember this one” and sometimes I’m like Oh this is Blorbo Themed. y’know?

saltedcaramelchaos

o captain my captain. chip jrwi. you agree

saltedcaramelchaos

“O Captain! my Captain! our fearful trip is done,

The ship has weather'd every rack, the prize we sought is won,

The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting, While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring;

But O heart! heart! heart!

O the bleeding drops of red,

Where on the deck my Captain lies,

Fallen cold and dead.”


DO YOU SEE THE VISION.

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clownfire
clownfire

SUCKENING ENJOYERS I HAVE A CONTENT FOR YOU

Need to fill the hole in your heart left as you (im)patiently await the second season of vampire the masquerade actual play podcast The Suckening?!!? Hunger for more dramadies set in the absurd and gothic World of Darkness??!! IS THIS A PLOY TO GET OTHER PPL TO YAP WITH ME ABOUT THIS SHOW!?11?!! All for the price of FREE????

THEN BOY DO I HAVE THE WEBSERIES FOR YOU!!!!

But seriously, if you're a jrwi fan you'd probably enjoy HTP as well, especially if you're curious about the game setting.

The series follow a family of monster hunters, led by grandfather Big D (actual name), basically imagine early Gillion if he had access to methamphetamines. It's drop dead funny, but has it's moments of tragedy that I know you freaks (/pos) love.

Two of the main characters are gay married to each other. One of them is a catboy, the other has daddy issues. IS THAT ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU WATCH TH- *gets shot*