the most annoying people are people who don’t understand storytelling. they be like “oooo how convenient that this thing happened to the main character in the very beginning”. yeah no shit. that’s why the story begins here
“I have earned his trust. I have his true friendship. And so he’s going to have mine and as long as that is true I cannot imagine what is possible.“ –Black Sails 409
It’s hard to do that in clothing from that period - that’s bad costuming.
No, that’s historically inaccurate costuming. It is good costuming in that it is doing exactly what it is trying to achieve. It’s just that what it’s trying to achieve is BOOBS.
so dig this; in this movie (which is Clue, if you don’t know) she’s not actually a french maid, she’s a call girl who is playing the role of a french maid, and in all likelihood provided her own uniform from either her “work” closet or that of the brothel where she was employed
Yeah that’s, ah, that’s very good costuming. It held everything in but let it do its thing. And it looked good and properly fitted. A+!
i saw a license plate this morning that said ‘drgn slr’ which probably means ‘dragon slayer’ but ‘dragon slur’ is funnier. dragon faggot. draggot if you will.
It feels unfair not to show yall the Faggin at this point, this is the dragon the kid was holding
a shout out to the small baby child today who was demanding liberation from her stroller but who, when asked if she would stay close to mama and not run around acting crazy, paused for a moment to contemplate the question and then answered “prob'ly no”
it cost you your freedom, small child, but i admire your integrity and honesty 😔
