jingerpi:

dorothylarouge:

This is the kind of messaging you really want to be seeing from the global hegemon

looks like the type of thing you’d see as an edit in a mediocre analogue horror youtube series, not an actual real press release

mellypluslina:

ALT

being an adult means I can use my big boy money (which is supposed to go towards stupid things like rent or food but who the hell does that) to force people to look at Melly.

look at her. she’s simply so Shaped

fluffysmolz:

yaoihands:

this is supposed to be a child

lakemojave:

Ever since I was a little girl I dreamed of creating an account and verifying my email and enabling 2 step verification and downloading the app and opting out of targeted ads and signing up for promotional newsletters and unsubscribing and unsubscribing and opting out and opting out

roaldamundsen:

sacred-portal:

baking with my mama

owa-tagoo-siam:

baylen:

baylen:

Kill Bill was so groundbreaking because they had never made a movie starring a white woman before

helloitsbees:

crazy to me that I’ve been on tumblr long enough to see the vast majority of posts i see on a daily basis evolve from superwholock and fandom shit to this

anarqueeen:

anarqueeen:

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

why is this the one

life-love-and-lotr:

boxofsouless-stars:

radiojamming:

radiojamming:

I haven’t been able to get the full video but we just celebrated one of our steam locomotives turning 145 by chucking a chocolate cake into her firebox

So I know this post is from 2018, and I’ve gone on and on about it haunting me (it does still, and I don’t even work there anymore), but I think all these years later and so close to her own birthday, she deserves to be seen for the gorgeous locomotive she is.

She’s beautiful, we adore her, and she’s going to be 149 this year! Happy birthday, lady!

she’s now 150!!

WE MUST SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THIS BEAUTIFUL TRAIN

vexwerewolf:

nentuaby:

pettyartist:

grippy3000:

grippy3000:

gaylor-moon:

fun fact one of the world champions in pepper-eating contests is a trans woman and she actually faced significant backlash because people somehow thought she had a biological advantage. to eating spicy pepper

update bc i went back and checked: her name is brianna “the chilli queen” skinner and she set a record in 2017 by slamming back 23 carolina reapers consecutively. she only stopped when told to by the referees, and the next year she stepped down out of boredom. queen

Here’s a picture of her, by the way

And her super supportive wife

The championship, it should be noted, is unisex. Apparently being a trans woman gives you an innate biological advantage over both cis men and cis women.

The innate biological advantage of being cool as fuck

the19thduckpotato:

constable-frozen:

LEGO - Rubber Duck 

almost didn’t hit reblog till that last image 

animentality:

trans-seraphim:

unclefather:

incredibly necessary context

impossiblepackage:

kragehund-est:

willgrahamscock:

“women under 19” is an interesting way to describe teenagers 15-19

“Women under 19” is a weird way to say “children”