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uss-edsall:

uss-edsall:

Something I found hilarious the other day was seeing one of those “I bought this before Elon Musk went insane” bumper stickers, except it wasn’t on a Tesla. It was on the most beat up 20+ year old Toyota Corolla I’ve ever seen that was missing three hubcaps and had no less than seven different dents in the rear bumper. yeah I do not doubt that you bought that one before musk went insane

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snazzybees:

wrathofthestag:

mountainashfae:

willisahappygrahamcracker:

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lionkins:

krishnadewme:

stimmystuffs:

we’re really at that point in the year where no one cares about anything huh

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My psych professor mentioned swaddling in lecture so I emailed him a picture of me being swaddled in my dorm room and asked if I could get extra credit because it was really hot in there and I got really sweaty and he was like “fabulous, sure”

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I’m going to miss the Honors Advisor from my university.

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This is definitely my favorite email i’ve recieved from a professor, with the subject line “back at it”.

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televisionenjoyer:

“if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky” “if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram” if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It’s over. I’m free.

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ralfmaximus:

oneheadtoanother:

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common expanded universe win

AI is super useful.

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ninoacca:

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top 10 anime betrayals

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amygdalae:

My problem with heterosexual romance novels (which I am reading under duress due to my coworker book club but find somewhat entertaining cuz they’re not something I normally wld read) is that whenever the love interest is an asshole the author also makes him all dommy dom. when what I really want is for him to be thoroughly put in his place. All of these shithead Christian grey knockoff guys in these books would be excellent brat material but nobody cares what I want. Nobody cares what I want

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brucebocchi:

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the unfunniest people on earth ran out of this bus and beat me with hammers

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