Impractical Pyromancy — Old people love to own two identical ugly as shit...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
elodieunderglass

Old people love to own two identical ugly as shit dogs

dynamohedron

WHWHAHAHAHAVEGEDHDHWHAHAHAHA

gunsandfireandshit

She’s just doing it for attention

souryellows

so she didn’t actually replace him with puppies bc that would be too obvious, she got younger dogs who were still old enough to pass as the previous dog and she had a habit of giving the dog makeovers (dying his grey hairs back to black , painting his nails etc bc “it’s good for his self esteem”) which made it less obvious when an older greying dog was replaced with a younger model. my uncle figures it out bc he moved back in with her to help take care of her and she couldn’t keep it from him when the dog switch happened

coomerfrau

my brother’s grandma has been buying the exact same identical dog for like 60 years and naming each one boochie. I hate its immortal suffering.

elodieunderglass

Beste-glatisant’s ex got them with an electrical blast as well. Shocking post. Absolutely shocking. Stop reblogging to contain the voltage

elodieunderglass

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gunsandfireandshit

OK can someone call an electrician? I don’t think this post is up to code.

cipheramnesia

Post very safe! Cousin Dmitry has done wiring, never has problem. Any problem you have, no problem, just call fire department. Look at amazing work of cousin Dmitry.

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You post don’t got enough wire, Dmitri always make sure you got more wire.