Anonymous asked:

I’ve been a bad girl daddy

tvrded:

Okay go kill yourself honey

bigenderweed:

everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

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Anonymous asked:

do you like homestuck

teaboot:

eldritchsandwich:

angrylittlesliceofpizza:

lyricwritesprose:

mikkeneko:

xleeleeboox:

kaijuno:

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Yall the point is that sex toys need to be in a sex store not a pharmacy. Also five year olds these days can in fact read, three year olds these days can read I work in a daycare I have seen it. And why would there be a sex toy AISLE in a PHARMACY in a DRUG STORE?? I’m so??? Sex toys don’t belong in drug stores.

I grew up in pennsylvania, which has pretty stringent liquor laws, so it was absolutely wild to me the first time I walked into a grocery store in california and they had ALCOHOL. RIGHT THERE. NEXT TO THE FOOD. I was shooketh, may I tell you! Alcohol belongs in The Alcohol Store! Why would you treat it as something you can just… purchase! With money and an ID! RIGHT THERE IN PUBLIC! How was anyone not worried that kids might… reach out and TOUCH a bottle!!

I got over it.

Anyway drugstores (in the US) also dispense birth control medications and viagra, sell tampons, antifungals, condoms, and all manner of hygiene products incl. douching kits. Makes perfect sense to me that they’d also sell sex toys. They’ve got everything else you’d put on your junk.

Eh, five year olds can read, but they’re unlikely to be squirrelly about things unless the grown-up in question models squirrelly-ness.

Like, if I had been out shopping seven years ago, it would have gone like this.

Kiddo: For … her … peas …
Me: It says “for her pleasure” but that’s just for adults.
Kiddo: Can I have a lollipop? Can we both have lollipops? I’m bored.
Me: We will pick up the lollipops on our way out at the checkout. Can you tell Mama what’s next on the list?
Kiddo: … Cog soup?
Me: Good guess! Cough syrup. And no, I don’t know why gh says f in this particular case, letters do weird things. Let’s go.

… cog soup.

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#pharmacies are selling sex toys because they sell sexual health items#the fact that they don’t have to be coy about it is a good thing as it denotes a huge advancement in our collective social maturity#which i am not about to have taken away by people who can’t be bothered to explain things to their children#did you pop them out expecting to never have to think through what you’re saying to them?#skill issue

Pharmacies sell hemorrhoid cream and condoms and suppositories and douches and wart treatments and breast pumps and lube and birth control and waxing strips and laxatives and rectal thermometers. Your kid is three feet tall and doesn’t know shit and wouldn’t notice anything if you didn’t make a damn big deal over it. Stop pretending this is about protecting kids and say what you actually mean, which is, “I don’t think strangers should easily masturbate”, an insane statement and a bizarre thing to care about

huntress1013:

This is so utterly hairraisingly ridiculous that you wish she made that story up, but it is unfortunately true.

Anonymous asked:

did u go protest today

tf2heritageposts:

tf2heritageposts:

good evening officer

don’t tell social media if you went to protests or not(especially if you didn’t), don’t give cops an easy way to track down protesters. punk life advice

shining-bewear:

clearestbluest:

ahotknife:

the thing is that childhood doesn’t just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it’s going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it’s going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you’ve suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself

tags: #and sometimes you meet your childhood again #in a kid on the bus talking about lord of the rings #or in a sweet little cat who looks so much like yours did and meows in the same way #in a copy of a book at a secondhand store you had as a kid and lost #childhood ends but it's not always gone #it waves at you from across the street and you wave back #with a sadder but kinder eye and a smile #childhood has moved on to someone else but it remembers you stillALT

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