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The Pinnacle of Pastries

@charmsandchurros151

A wise man once told me that "muscle is nature's attempt at crocheting"... Never met the man in my life, but he kinda had a point.
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Reblogged estrogenesis-eeveeangelion
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listen i've said it before and i'll say it again: everything about that dumb a24 military propaganda movie can be quickly summarized by the fact that their whole selling point is it's entirely based on a veteran's perspective but they use the term "bad guys" instead of towelhead or any of the other slurs used against iraqis during the invasion

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oh and this movie is out next week. during this month of april. aka arab american heritage month. yeah you all need to die expeditiously

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cephalotodd-deactivated20190310

we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :)

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madamebomb

Honestly, tea. I’ve lived here my whole life and I have never once known what my total is gonna be at the register. Total fucking mystery.

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im an ex-american living in new zealand for the past two years and it still never fails to blow my mind that i can take a $2 coin, walk up to a counter with two $1 items, and perform the expected transaction

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this callout is completely deserved

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It's still sinking in that The Owl House was about a girl running away to a fantasy world, all because of the ripple effects of losing her father at an unfairly young age — only to eventually learn that the fantasy world itself was made of the bones, and the flesh, of a loving father who'd protected his child with one of his final actions, before dying and giving life to that fantasy world. And eventually, in his truly final action, even giving life to Luz herself. Luz ran away to the Boiling Isles, all because of a single book that her dad gave her — and unknowingly, she spent every day walking over ground that embodied parental loss. A world that was born from a parent's death, a parent who had to leave their child far too soon — and not just any child, but Luz's own new best friend, in all of this new magical world. And King and Luz were only ever brought together because of their fathers' deaths — before they even realized they had anything in common to grieve. Before they realized a reminder of that grief had been beneath their feet this whole time.

But, at the end of the day... their fathers both gave them parting gifts. Their fathers both gave them the key to come of age in a world full of people who'd care about them — maybe not the only world where they could've been happy, but a world they wouldn't want to imagine missing. Their fathers gave them the chance to meet each other. To understand each other. And, ultimately, to heal and grow up together. Until the ground beneath their feet stops feeling so heavy, like grief — and starts feeling lighter again, like a gift, and a happy memory.

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