there was a well-meaning international student (learning english) in my workspace who came up to me and asked "how is your handsome white boy?" and it took me a few seconds to realize she was not in fact asking about my twink spouse but my white dog
I’m
The youth are lost
Not in a million years would I have ever thought of this
Sometimes I get so jealous of the way that cats are able to sleep in the most ungodly positions ever like their spines are twisted up like a knot yet they're able to have the deepest sleep ever and wake up completely fine
tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website
i’m ngl i still have such a hard time believing that people actually have internal monologues. there’s just no way dude. you’re telling me you use words to think? specific ones? like some kind of book character? you’re just in there putting on a whole show for nobody?
even if it’s true you guys are making yourselves so vulnerable to telepaths and for what. so Big Dictionary can play the middle man between you and your conscious experience? take my hand. free yourself from the shackles of language. this life can be so beautiful
I found another body language Dean and Cas quirk start to share.
When they speak to Jack, they both tend to double-tap the table after their heart to hearts are over. It's cute.
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CAS: Try not to worry, kay? ... Okay. (tap, tap) 14x09
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CAS: It's about you staying you. Understand? ... Okay. (tap, tap>) 14x10
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DEAN: Yeah, good. I'm gonna made some bacon now. (tap, tap) 14x15
everyone keeps posting their theories about how jensen ackles will interact with misha collins on the boys and all of them are based in a delusion that eric kripke is going to walk them out on set dan-and-phil-holding-a-gay-pride-flag style etcetera which i think is a severe case of believing the same thing over and over no matter how many times the outcome doesnt change aka insanity. so with that out the way now, this is how i think it will happen. jensen will shoot misha, then misha will shoot jared, then eric kripke will walk in and get shot by jensen, jared and misha multiple times. love, your comrade, andrew dabb. ps: then sera gamble and jeremy carver will read this letter and shoot eachother.
If you’ve written fix it fics please know I appreciate you so much
maybe add an anti-nauseant
When my students talk over me I do this bit where I quietly tell them I’m really shy and to please let me talk and somehow it works.
Me, literally a performing arts teacher who teaches them how to be confident and loud: guys wait I’m really shy 🥺 guys be niceys to me 🥺 I’m just a little guy 🥺
My students???? Every time????: woah guys shutup she’s literally shy
Why did we ever start yelling at kids when we could just let them be part of a bit, which is a kid’s favorite thing?
honestly kudos to Elementary for gender swapping John Watson in what we all thought was an attempt to make johnlock palatable to the masses and then proceeding to not only make them entirely platonic but also become the ONLY modern adaptation where i actually feel like them being platonic makes complete sense
kitty car 🐱
soundonsoundonsoundon!!!!!!!
[comes out of my mutuals blog breathless and blood stained] didnt even fidn the . fucking post
If you haven’t seen the meme, it’s three photos of me showing my flapjacks to the judges and then a quote, I don’t remember saying this but apparently it’s how I talk, says “Started making it, had a breakdown, bon appétit”
James Acaster on his Bake Off experience - Cold Lasagne Hate Myself 1999
The Man The Myth The Legend
This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever drawn in my life I don’t know what else to say but happy pride month use these as icons for you and your t’hy’la
Ps this is my 1k celebration post so take that as you will
