IDK who needs to hear this but (I certainly did) : A chapter is not required to be 2000-4000 words in length (or whatever 'reasonable' amount it is in your head.) A chapter ends where you feel comfortable ending it. You make your own rules!

A chapter ends when stopping there and forcing readers to wait for the next update is going to cause screaming. Word count has nothing to do with it

The chapter ends When It Releases me, and not a second before.

The chapter ends when the characters say so.

They buried me under ground in a coffing but they left my phone in my pocket so I'm pretty good just chillin for a couple hours at least then after that I will recreationally think and dream I suppose

the slop is unmitigable

I think every trans woman should be absolutely full of herself, just egotistical and goddamned bloated with self-assuredness, and I strive to achieve a world in which this is the case

cant have sex with my IOS wife because my dick doesn't fit her portussy so now i have to go to the shitfuck apple store and buy the like 200 dollar strapple

sitting my white ass down and listening

googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much

I actually, genuinely think social event aftercare would fix me. I need someone to put me to bed and say "you were fun today and no one hated you"

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

(lights a cigarette) nobody even wants to play toys anymore. (puts the cigarette out on a play-dough ashtray) because of work.

I don't think "having sex" is important. What's important is arachnid locomotion is controlled by a system of hydraulic compression

It must be exhausting being a vampire and eating someone who gets off to it. I’d take psychic damage too if my lasagna was into vore.

me: *slaps neck* COME GET Y’ALL FUCKING JUICE

the vampire whos been avoiding my horny ass for the past 6 months:

# the comedic potential of a reversed predator-prey dynamic is funny as hell and WILDLY under-utilized

everything. cost money

stop this

I feel personally attacked

this is a typo in a textbook written by the professor of this class, it cost me $105, i will be sharing with the world