This panic happens like every few months.

i can’t ever be normal i gotta think and obsess and think and obsess like will my mind ever know peace

I don’t think we’re rick rolling each other enough anymore. 1. it CANNOT die out 2. this under saturated market is perfect for unsuspecting victims who’ve been lulled into a false sense of security. be the person you hate. bring back the dastardly link

someone actually studied the falling Rick Roll rate for their Ph.D dissertation recently and published the paper

okay but this made me wonder if there was actually any academic literature on rickrolling and YES THERE IS this is a paper about rickrolling WITHIN academic literature. As in, studies that attempt to rickroll the people reading them. Best part is no one is going to believe me and click that link even though it’s 100% true.

My friend's book is mentioned in this paper!!

There is no earthy way of convincing anyone that the rickroll study link is real. But for what it's worth. It is

I noticed our periods aren't synced, are you mad at me?

i am so easily impressed by trees

in a polyamorous relationship with the oxford comma and the em dash

im so horny i could eat a horse

when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain

everywhere I go people are asking me for my email. my email is in high demand. it's rare for me to visit a website without someone getting on their hands and knees, begging me for my email

Im the guy who's getting all those pauses pregnant

Just watched severance season finale tonight im gonna never sleep again

also i'm such a gemma girlie. i don't mean in relation to mark or vs helly i don't care about any of that i'm a gemma girl forever. it's me and her. what if you thought you were eurydice until the last second until you turned around just in time to realize you were orpheus

Severance is crazyyyy they shouldn't be doing all that. They shouldn't be doing that stuff

Yes yes I know this too shall pass but christ alive man it's passing like a gotdamn kidney stone

when a man who is shorter than 5'10" shows me kindness i weep for awe and wonder that a human soul could retain such generosity in the face of such deprivation and hardship and i congratulate him on his resolve and bravery

i’m in heat!