The Captain's Cookie

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

🔥Welcome to the trash fire🔥

Hi, I’m Lisa, 24 years old. Welcome to the trash fire I call my blog. ☺️💕

A few things you have to know before we start:

  • This blog contains +18, NSFW and general thirst content. If you’re a minor or uncomfortable with RPF and thirst, don’t follow. Minors and haters will be blocked on sight.
  • Porn bots will be blocked.
  • Empty blogs will be blocked, too.
  • You are responsible for your own reading experience. I there warnings on each and every story, mine or the authors’ I reblog stories from, please read them.
  • No anon hate accepted. You’ll be either blocked or made fun of.
  • Writers live off validation. Fanfic is free on the receiving end, but not on the producing end. A friendly word here and there helps keeping the motivation up.
  • A little something about RPF and why it’s okay
  • How to: tumblr - a crash course

Alright, now that that’s out the way, let’s move on to the fun stuff, shall we?

✨The Masterlist✨

✨Headcanon Masterlist✨

✨Smut bomb Masterlist✨

✨Milestone Fics✨

✨Moodboard Masterlist✨

✨Other Masterlist✨

✨Taglist of Thirsty Hoes✨

Shoot me a message if you want to be added (or removed) to my general taglist💕

✨Reaction Gifs✨

✨Anon hate reaction memes✨

✨Mikey RP blog✨

✨Current Featured Story✨

Have fun and enjoy your stay 😊💕

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[VD: An incredibly well-edited beauty edit by user 宽宽Kwan of Chinese woman using rapid-paced and seamless transitions to flip through complex and elaborate makeup routines that result in multiple impressive cosplays including different traditional hanfu, Miao silver headdresses, and a warrior's armor. There are humorous beats in the video, and the woman sings to the Chinese pop song in the background. End VD]

[ID: A meme of Sailor J applying contour and saying, "If the men find out we can shapeshift, they're going to tell the church." End ID]

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fluorescentbrains

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

insomniac-arrest

I work at a bookstore and hearing one of my male coworkers call smutty romantasy "the downfall of society" because it's "literally just porn" radicalized me

Men have an entire industry. Entire industries dedicated to their sexualities. Let women have fantasy sex. there's not even a camera crew involved.

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