✨ good morning ✨ the fairies 🧚♀️ and i just made some 🫦 … 🍰 figgy pudding 🍰 😏 everyone is welcome to join us 😏😏✨✨✨
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✋ oh bring us 🤚 some figgy pudding 😏 oh bring us some figgy pudding 😏 oh bring… 😏 us… 😏 some fiGgy puUudDing 😏😏😏 and bring… it… right… here 😏👇
biggest reason i make so many flop posts on here is because everything i do reeks of the desperation to make a popular tumblr post. this is deliberate, because it is what protects me from ACTUALLY making a popular tumblr post. so long as i crave it, tumblr fame will never find me. it is only when i turn away, and accept my fate of obscurity, that people will lay their eyes upon me. and it WILL be because i tripped and fell on my stupid face while i was turning
time for people to do the funniest thing ever
dandelions deserve more respect than they get
you say “weeds” I say “widespread non-native edible plant and early-blooming pollinator resource that is not considered invasive because it behaves politely and does not cause deleterious ecological consequences”
The dandelions aren’t gonna fuck you bro
they have and they will
weird vibes aren't exactly rare at an antique mall but this one stall w/haunted energy had a sign with phrasing that has been stuck in my head for days lol
GIRLY STUFF FOR THE DAMSEL
BITS OF GLAMOUR FOR MADEMOISELLE
i’m sure it’s normal to suddenly get these bouts of intense fear that everyone is mad at me and i’m gonna be yelled at when nothing is happening to suggest that this is the case. i’m very normal
Like a half hour after taking pain relief meds: oh actually it doesnt hurt anymore i probably didnt even need to take those
Like a half hour after taking pain relief meds: oh actually it doesnt hurt anymore i probably didnt even need to take those
“One of the strongest feelings I remember from my childhood is, precisely, of being humiliated; of being knocked about by words, acts, or situations. Isn’t it a fact that children are always feeling deeply humiliated in their relations with grown-ups and each other? I have a feeling children spend a good deal of their time humiliating one another. Our whole education is just one long humiliation, and it was even more so when I was a child. One of the wounds I’ve found hardest to bear in my adult life has been the fear of humiliation, and the sense of being humiliated. Every time I read a review, for instance — whether laudatory or not — this feeling awakes. To humiliate and be humiliated, I think, is a crucial element in our whole social structure.”
— Ingmar Bergman; Interviews with Ingmar Bergman by Stig Bjorkman
