important-animal-images:

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systemdeez:

Yeah that’s permanently going into my vocabulary.

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lovelymotel:

drunkenarchangel:

horsemotifs:

me at the pearly gates: heyyy god

god: okay so look it’s really straightforward the one rule is you can never have read fanfiction where the cw supernatural showrunner eric kripke fucks and doms a coked out twink-era jared padalecki over his desk like thats the only thing

me: okay listen 🤦

eric kripke at the pearly gates: heyyy god

god: okay so look it’s really straightforward the one rule is you can never have read fanfiction where the cw supernatural showrunner eric kripke fucks and doms a coked out twink-era jared padalecki over his desk like thats the only thing

eric kripke: okay listen 🤦

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symphorine:

ive gotta say people on the internet being honest about what they find hot in people’s bodies and behaviors has done more for my body image issues than any body-positivity mantra ever. thank you people on the internet for being horny about literally every possible part and variation of the human body and for sharing it

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analog-existence asked:

hi yes hello what the fuck is metrosexual lmfao

cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

It’s hard to explain to zoomers just how insanely homophobic the early 2000s were. If you were male, and like, washed your hair regularly, people would call you a faggot.

So, dudes who washed their hair and wore button ups developed the term “metrosexual” which meant “I care about my appearance but I am attracted to women and don’t have sex with men.”

And not just “oh people called you gay to be mean” like they literally thought you were homosexual and hiding it. Women would literally be like “damn, I was super attracted to him, but I heard he wore shorts more than twice in a week, so I guess he must like men.”

girldraki:

girldraki:

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hunybody:

hunybody:

enjolras was literally trying to organize violence against the monarchist state which he CARRIED OUT with GUNS and grantaire showed up drunk and belligerent to each meeting. he was trying to run a leftist uprising like the navy and grantaire showed up to say his ass was stupid for it. enjolras wasn’t mean ENOUGH. he should have shot grantaire’s stupid ass i really believe that

people used to talk about enjolras like he was some sort of stupid leftist blogger. and grantaire was the True Intellectual who knew about True Struggle and Leftism or whatever. girl what did grantaire do but run his mouth. enjolras was NOT writing pamphlets and doing faux praxis he got out a gun and SHOT PEOPLE

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sewrwolf:

coven master

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beggars-opera:

Your honour, I admit that I do have a superiority complex over not watching Disney “live action” remakes, but in my defense, I am right

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sadguysontradingfloors:

sadguysontradingfloors:

So very crash!

Who’s going to go back to 2015 and tell past me all about how this meme became sentient and destroyed the government?

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