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Have you ever looked at a 24 hour clock and gone “too straight forward!”? Ever looked at a 12 hour clock and thought “what if we divided it again?” WELL FEAR NOT, I am pioneering the 6 hour clock; featuring the classic times we all know and love like 3pm and 7am as well as all new times such as 6aam and 8ppm! The new clock layout that solves nothing and makes everything worse!
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was originally gonna color and post this for pride month but i lost the original file
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Since there’s been another “Tumblr is gonna die!” scare, let’s do a poll…
If Tumblr dies, where will you go?
Waffle House
Dark alley
Swamp
Probably haunted house
Dashcon ballpit
Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience
McDonald’s PlayPlace
launched into orbit
under the sea (with the fish)
Cardboard box
shouting my shitposts at random people
Living in the walls at Tumblr HQ
Rb for larger sample size appreciated :)
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re: that last post, ive said it before and ill say it again: no one deserves to die (deserving is fake and death is bad) but some people need to be stopped and choose to make death the only way to stop them
I disagree. Pedophiles 100% deserve death.
you are moralizing and weaponizing your disgust in order to construct and justify a category of person you’re allowed to murder
what do you think you deserve for this?
Sorry, no person deserves to die, thankfully child molesters and pedophiles aren’t human, so this doesnt apply to them.
denying the humanity of people who do horrible things accomplishes exactly three things:
- give cover to people who haven’t been caught yet by allowing them to use their humanity as “proof” of their innocence
- silence any criticism of societal structures and institutions that facilitate those horrible things by putting the focus on individuals who are assumed to be so uniquely monstrous that the ways it was made easy for them are irrelevant
- provide a shortcut to dehumanize anyone you feel like killing: simply accuse them of doing a horrible thing
3.a. if you’ve already established that only an inhuman monster could kill a child, then all you have to do to get people to burn down the jewish quarter is say that jews kidnap christian children to bathe in their blood
3.b. if you’ve already established that only an inhuman monster could commit rape, then all you have to do to get people to string up a black man you don’t like is find a white woman who’s willing to point at him while she cries and babbles
3.c. if you’ve already established that only an inhuman monster could molest a child, then all you have to do to get people to drag gay people behind their trucks is say that since gay people can’t have babies, the only way they can make more gay people is by following a nefarious Agenda to “convert” children by molesting them
3.c.a. meanwhile if you try to address the rampant sexual assault of catholic altar boys, you’re met with “don’t be ridiculous, he’s a priest!” (see #1) and with assertions that even if it does happen sometimes, those priests are just infiltrators who don’t represent the church and there’s no reason to make sure priests and altar boys are never alone together (see #2)
tl;dr: your disgust-based violent politics are not less reactionary than any run-of-the-mill homophobe or racist’s disgust-based violent politics
I realized how bad of a take this was after I added my last bit, i apologize for the idiocy i portrayed in my half thought out statements. And I appreciate the way you rebutted this with reasonable statements rather than going hog wild because I said something you didnt agree with.
hey no worries. we’ve all been there, and anyone who says they havent is either 11 or afraid of their social circle
unlearning our kneejerk reactions is a process, and it’s not a linear one. its good to practice thinking before we post, but sometimes thinking after we post just has to be good enough
“It’s good to practice thinking before we post, but sometimes thinking after we post just has to be good enough.”
If we were lost at sea, minimum rations, I would break my hard tack in half and give you a piece 🫶💪
and then go back to being lost at sea
Your goal should be to get weirder with age and im not kidding. Become that odd estranged extended family member that owns a whacky home wherein a powerful magical item is kept that is the catalyst for the story of a children’s adventure novel protagonist
Things happening in public that aren’t rude:
- Homeless people existing
- Babies crying because they have no other means of communication
- People wearing pajamas in public
- People quietly making a quick phone call
Things happening in public that are rude and should be discouraged:
- Playing videos without headphones
- Being on your phone in a movie theater
- Screaming children whose parents aren’t doing anything to correct
- Smoking cigs/weed/vapes around other people
- Being drunk/high in public and harassing people
- Harassing women existing in public in general
- Throwing your trash around public spaces
We never really talked about it but The Ugly Ducking that grew up to be a beautiful swan was still probably pretty fugly from a duck’s perspective
Like that story isn’t about an ugly duckling that grew up sexy, it’s a fucking swan was judged as a duck and hated itself as a duck until it found out it wasn’t a duck and stopped trying to be a duck.
The actual ducks in the neighborhood were probably still looking around at perfectly normal swans like “damn, look at those busted ass ducks”
what if werewolves were real but they were all heterosexual
what if you didnt send me hate mail
love david and goliath being like one of the main bible stories for kids. like yeah you might be small but with god on your side you can kill someone with a rock
Oh so when golden boy David does it, he’s heroic and a man after God’s own heart, but when I, CAIN-
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the rapid disintegration of rainbow capitalism pretty much encapsulates the problem with rainbow capitalism in the first place: it is and always was performative fair-weather allyship that evaporated in the face of any real political pressure
Problem? It was never a problem, unless you had unrealistic expectations for what it meant. It was a symptom, and a good one. — Be strategic and think about this deeper for a minute.
It was absolutely performative fair-weather allyship. But it was a bellwether that the pink dollar was worth taking over any hypothetical backlash a business might face for supporting the queers. For some, and at some times in the past, it was a reassurance that they would do business with you even if they knew you were gay, and that was a huge issue if you eg. wanted to buy a house or a car. And it helped make queerness both more visible and more normalised in society, instead of trying to sweep teh gays back into the closet.
You’re not going to get rid of cynical cash grabs so long as capitalism is around, so you might as well be clear-eyed about it and recognise that while rainbow merch is totally unreliable for actual support, it was a sign that the smart money was betting in your favour.
You can always trust a business to find a sort of middle space that’s vaguely agreeable to most of its customers and sit there avoiding all controversy in the absolute most craven and soulless way possible.
This means that a business is in fact a very good indicator of what’s vaguely agreeable to most of its customers and what counts as controversy.
Don’t think of them as allies. They aren’t people. They can’t be. Think of them as a barometer. If the barometer is up, you’ve probably got sunny skies. When the barometer starts dropping, prepare for heavy weather moving in.
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(Sound on.) We’re all doomed.
History and related historical professionals straight up not having a good time right now.
Anths and archs are fighting the urge to vomit.
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