oh hey.

Am I just dyslexic or is this one asking for my offspring?

The left wing is damaged and one of the engines is offline. We're going to have to make a crash landing on that dog

Idk if this was intended as a metaphor for American politics, but if the shoe fits, am I right?

I'm hoping the dog is Elon 🤞

This post was about landing an airplane on a dog to kill the dog

they're showing us that one tubi ad on here a million times because they're scared poob will become the more popular streaming service

lately everyone’s been getting into working with small amounts of powder

ew yea i used to m*sturbate 🤢 to p*rn 🌽 but now i'm 2 weeks clean and every part of my mind and body is clea-(sees a pebble that looks like a ass and my dick goes off like a shotgun) ouuuuuugggghhhhhhh

Heard something new in a song I've listened to 200 times

genuinely how it feels trying not to be mean to people who leave stupid shit on my posts

thats such a crazy coincidence, someone should have put a gif of it on this post to illustrate that point better

art tip via art dog

what if you wore a shirt that featured a picture of you trying to claw your way out of the shirt with a horrid desperate expression and the text "THAT'S NOT ME THAT'S NOT ME I'M TRAPPED IN THE SHIRT"

is donna properly aware that the doctor doesn't always regenerate into david tennant or

It's funnier cuz when she runs into him again at the Adipose place, she says, "Don't you ever change??"

man. shoplifting in the 70s must have been so easy. no cameras in sight only living in the moment

It's probably why outlaws used to announce themselves. Like, "No one is gonna know it was me who robbed this bank? But I did such a good job :("

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

Obviously, this was ur fault, and you should be fired from dreamland for not serving the drinks upside-down 🙄👉

do y'all remember when they found all that tf art in Osamu Tezuka's drawer post-mortem because I think about it often

anyway keep chasing your bliss and draw weird shit, god knows we need that right now

It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like