Bonjour l'amour

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to sadomasochistically torture fictional characters

shapeofmetal:
shapeofmetal:
rocksinmuffin:
This is important, so please don’t forget what I am about to tell you. The Ginyu Force all sleep in one giant bed together. They all have matching striped night gowns and night hats and Guldo sleeps in the middle of the bed because when he sleeps on the end he always falls out. There is a single nightstand on Ginyu’s side of the bed with a candle and a framed picture of Frieza. Every time they go to bed they go in a line and take turns as they say goodnight to the person on their left side and then ginyu blows out the candle and they all immediately fall asleep. Recoome brings a teddy bear to bed.
Cannon
I want more head cannons like this in the world.
@dballzposting

(via dumpsterbabytrunks)

bunmellos:

i fear it’s contagious

(via bunmellos)

karaokeiko:

god hes so hot i love his pixels

(via catbountry)

tranquildeath:

(via rowdyknives)

amazingeurus:

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toshio:

(via queermasculine)

jinlian:

has any man ever looked as good as a butch woman? no

(via mercurys-in-retrograde)

gutterselkie:

softenedsunbeams:
softenedsunbeams:
i beat myself up for not knowing enough about my special interests a lot but then i remember the average person off the street has no idea what the carboniferous is and i feel better
are you really bad at it or are you in “good at it” spaces
Me: ah shit, I misidentified that yellow rumped warbler as a female goldfinch, I should literally be hung at the gallows for this. I’m such an IDIOT
My friend, pointing at a vulture: check out that fucked up crow lol

(via but-the-library-of-alexandria)

docdufresne:

Had a dream last night that i was a knight and this bigger scarier knight had me on the ground and right before he swung his sword at my neck he said smth like “i mourn the loss of life for the tree who will become your coffin” which shouldnt have turned me on like it did but alas

(via nonamehorse)

matrixonvhsanddvd:

My unemployed mommy dom texting me at work: grrr mommy needs kitten rn 😈
Me, on my fifth smoke break in an hour: I need you to actually kill me during sex this time please

(via kottasnightmode)

almarkiz:

kamil-a:

I NEED A SICKO… im holding out for a sicko till the end of the night ..and hes gotta haha and hes gotta say yess at the window with a look of delight

(via mercurys-in-retrograde)

verminprincess:

Actor Patrick Swayze at home, Lakeview, California, USA, 1995
Photographed by Mary Ellen Mark