Hey did you know there's a tell all book about the behind the scenes of Meta and the author is forbidden from promoting it?
The good news is however that it's already published and can't be stifled and whoever didn't sign the NDA can promote it as much as they want.
She's not allowed to promote it?
Well then, I guess we'll have to do it for her.
they call my dick excalibur. because it sat in a lake for a long time . no other reasons
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ils appellent ma bite excalibur. parce qu'elle est restée dans un lac pendant longtemps . pas d'autre raison
FOLLOW-UP QUESTIONS (BONUS POINTS)
1.) Do you think OP would allow the French near their posts? Why or why not?
2.) Does translating the post add any additional humor? If so, how?
3.) Would another language affect your chances of survival?
3.) Are you in danger?
3.) How fast can you run?
QUESTIONS SUPPLÉMENTAIRES (POINTS BONUS)
1.) Quelque chose me fait dire que non.
2.) Le français n'est-il pas une vaste blague ?
3.) Je ne crois pas, jusque là, l'anglais n'a que des effets secondaires minimes sur ma santé.
3.) Apparement.
3.) Pardon.
the edit itself
this edit is getting taken down from tiktok every time someone reuploads it, its straight up censorship at this point
Im not even american but im having a great time with this
DONT LET THIS DIE
credit to miraculousgastropod for the original
the ordeal of being known is in fact mortifying
prev ^^
ALTdont do this to me
stop reblogging this it can't be my legacy
This is probably the roughest drawing I've ever posted here but heyyyy who gives a shit here's some Ladybug and Tikki I'm in love w the middle Tikki drawing she's so precious
Ladybug's anatomy is so wack but I just wanted to doodle her messing w her yoyo and I accomplished that
