The idea of a clone commander accidentally saying “I love you” to their jedi general when ending a holo-call –

Would imply that saying “I love you” to end a call is something they do often enough to be a reflex

And out of all the calls they make or take, sure, some are personal, but most are probably professional: coordinating with other units or members of their own, sharing information, giving and receiving orders

So, please imagine clones ending every call to another clone with “I love you”

A commander ending a call to the commander of another battalion they’re working with? I love you.

A captain calling a transport to take him and his men back to the ship? I love you.

A scout reporting back with observations? I love you.

A squad leader calling for backup? I love you.

A commander giving orders to all his men during a battle? I love you.

Yeah, even to that vod you’ve never met before and probably never will again: I love you.

(Even to the squadmate you were arguing with earlier who you’d actually like to punch in the face: still, I love you.)

Because they are vode, all of them, even if they don’t actually know each other. Even if they’re angry at each other.

In war, and especially in a battle, any moment could be their last. So, so what if non-clones think signing off with “I love you” is strange or unprofessional? They all deserve to hear it.

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Nothing like inhaling massive amounts of plant semen all summer

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smokingpotatostuff:

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*grabs you by the shoulders* listen don’t get it twisted you CANNOT get it twisted. those are plant penises, NOT the sperm. once the pollen lands on the female structure in question, THEN it germinates and makes the sperm. do you know how many college biology students are threatened by this misinformation each year?? how many fall victim to the classic blunder??

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obsessed with this person organically deriving the alternation of generations in the tags of this post

Do wheat rust next the alternation of generations in fungi is crazy

fungal rusts aren’t doing alternation of generations they’re doing violence. you walk into a plant pathology lecture and they’ve got the damn Ferris wheel on the powerpoint like ok class this is the Bob rust it causes 6 mass famines and 60 billion dollars of lost GDP per year and uses funerary flowers as a backup host to its backup host to its backup host to its host who’s leaves infect the soil they fall onto for 20 years afterward unless you burn them but there’s also a 30% chance that each spore is locked into its own personal fireproof temperature controlled vault in the soil thats a miracle of nature that only opens for the tender shoots of the most common weed in the region which, as you all remember, is actually it’s 4th host twice removed. now get your phones out for the kahoot question

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@probablygoodrpgideas

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Tumblr tags from theThingyThing reading: #plants #oh god I tried looking this up and from what I can tell the pollen is a gametophyte? #if I’m understanding that correctly then does that mean the pollen is like… the offspring of the plant it came from #and then whatever seeds come from the pollen fertilising the female structures are the next generation after that??? #like if a plant produces seeds are they technically its grandchildren rather than its children or am I just extremely confused? #what the fuck is going on with plant reproduction /End ID] (Thank you @kariachi)

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#shoutout to the time we were learning about alternation of generation in moss in high school bio #and i – worldbuilding a homebrew D&D setting at the time – came up with the BRILLIANT idea to have a dragon that alternated generations
#basically there’s this huge dragon that lives in like super cloudy regions that don’t see a lot of sun right #and it’s like this reddish-scarlet color and has these patches on its body that bioluminesce blue
#and then when the dragon mates and lays an egg the egg sinks into the ground and sprouts roots because it’s actually a seed right #and then the seed grows into a plant that actually looks a lot like the dragon
#this is so it can photosynthesize off the blue light the dragon generation emits okay
#THEN when the plant flowers and self-fertilizes and grows a seed #the seed actually grows into an egg that then hatches into a dragon
#so it alternates generation between being a flower and a dragon. what kingdom of life is this thing? #a protist probably

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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

the theories get even more egregious during the imperial era, with people straight up thinking she joined the rebellion in secret and is loading her songs with subliminal rebel propaganda. their main piece of evidence for this is if you play a certain song backwards, it sounds like she’s saying “freedom” in shyriiwook. the fans get really defensive if you point out she’s performed at the yearly empire day celebration thrice now and her family historically owned ewok slaves

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i regret to inform both you beautiful people that this isn’t going to go how you think it will

alt: tag that reads "she owns 2 star destroyers". end i.d.ALT

spiff fans (also known as “spiffies”) insist that the two decommissioned venator-class destroyers spiff purchased, the bad blood and the reputation, are for diplomatic purposes that benefit the rebellion. jedi’lors have concocted theories that she served on both ships during the clone wars and was respectful of every clone that served there, despite her courtship of a gravball player that thrice advocated against the clone veterans being granted natural citizenship

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all goofing aside I don’t understand the urge to reimagine Tay'lor Allisoarn Spiff as a secret Jedi fighting for the rebellion when the rebel alliance is literally like overflowing with women fighting the empire. Gara and Ke'Cha and Mileu and Halcey are right there. like what are we doing here. like I’m not even saying you can’t like Taylor but why would you hang all your hopes of taking down the empire on her

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Isn’t Lady Gara a force sensitive?

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Hence why I put her in the list of famous force using women who are in the rebel alliance?

(okay ignore the fact I’ve put an image in here but this is ops icon)

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#im sure op has this post muted by now but Ur icon is so real op

The icon is because of this post

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btw to just clarify for anyone who sees this reblog of this post

op is basically saying something along the lines of “yea ik tay'lor spiff is a jedi but like. why is she y'all’s only force using rebel icon when there are all these other force users in the rebellion???”

i might have worded this badly but hopefully i got the main point across

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Hi OP here I most CERTAINLY DID NOT SAY TAY'LOR SPIFF IS A JEDI???

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alt: tags from @batmanisagatewaydrug that read "#wow my impact"ALT
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you wouldn’t believe who showed up in today’s Jango Fett comic issue

(Jango Fett #4 by Ethan Sacks and Luke Ross)

head in my hands. she looks so much like the design i made too

image: waist-up portrait of a yellow twi'lek woman in her early thirties, who has a mild facial resemblance to taylor swift. she has light yellow, blobby tattoos on her face, shoulders & lekku; the forehead tattoos echo the appearance of straight bangs. she is wearing bright red lipstick and a black-and-red jumpsuit that looks like one taylor wore while on tour, as well as a gold cuff around one ear cone. end i.d.ALT
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how are u falling for hypothetical propaganda

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ms-demeanor:

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pangur-and-grim:

it is weird that celiac stuff has become part of the ‘culture war’. because it’s literally just a medical thing…. I get super anemic unless I cut a certain protein out of my diet, because it bulldozes the villi in my intestines. but if I post about it, right-wingers send me gore images. I guess you can’t expect shitty people to be logical, but I’ve even heard lefty people make fun of gluten stuff, and it’s like why are you mad about this??? why are you pissed off that I’m eating bread that doesn’t taste as good so that I can have blood in my body? it’s so morally neutral.

I’m sorry, I know you weren’t actually looking for an explanation but I always have a rant about this locked and loaded.

As far as I can tell the reasons that this happens are:

  1. The interpretation of disability accommodation as wokeness - a lot of the same people who are shitty about food limitations are also shitty about sign language interpreters and ramp requirements (also building regulations relating to the latter) because they view any accommodation as capitulation to a group they think should “suck it up and deal with it” (quietly exist without named or obvious accommodations). The conversations around peanut-free or milk-free classrooms to accommodate children with allergies are similarly unhinged and possibly more horrifying.
  2. Conflating specialty diets as a result of proximity in the popular consciousness - you’re a lot more likely to see something described as “vegan + gluten free” or to see vegan/vegetarian/g-free options grouped on menus than you are to see keto/vegan/gfree options so the “lefty” animal-free diets get grouped with gluten-free (it’s also interesting that there are right-wing diets, and I wonder how many of these people remember when you used to be able to find “atkins-friendly” symbols on casual dining restaurant menus)
  3. Gluten free diets became a fad fifteen years ago; tons of people read “Wheat Belly” and stopped eating wheat as a weight loss hack and when they went back to eating wheat because it’s actually pretty difficult to get around a major staple grain they didn’t experience any negative consequences; people saw this and basically think that it’s a trend, that people are faking medically necessary diets as part of a fad. When questioned about this they always go “but, I mean, it’s okay if you REALLY need to skip the wheat because you have a condition but most people are doing it because it’s popular” when g-free diets haven’t been a major trend for quite a while now. TO BE QUITE FAIR, I think that things like “Gluten Aware” cookies and beer and such, which contain a little gluten but not NO gluten contribute to this perception (these have annoyed me forever for two reasons: 1. They make people without celiac think that a little gluten is fine for people with celiac, which it is not; 2. fucking commit, companies. *I* want the cookies and beer and it’s deeply annoying that these business will go to the lengths to create products with minimal gluten but won’t actually make g-free foods - this is often because of the risk of cross contamination, they won’t claim to make g-free things because they won’t work with a dedicated g-free facility)

Anyway, in conclusion: it sucks, I’m sorry.

The fun flipside of this is that I’ve seen people who are more right wing become aggressively pro regulation and pro accommodation when they or their family members have to suddenly take on the individual burden of making up for a society that doesn’t include them by default.

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US specific:

Is your ham made with vinegar? Does your ham have the generic word “spices” on the ingredient list? Does your ham include “smoke flavoring”? Does your ham include caramel coloring?

Because malt vinegar has gluten in it. “Spices” may include wheat products in a mix. Smoke flavoring may be made with barley flour. Caramel coloring may be made with wheat or barley syrup.

If the label says “gluten free” that means that the “spices,” caramel coloring, vinegar, and smoke flavor are certified to contain 20ppm or less of gluten.

If the ham is cured in any way, it may include gluten. If the ham was marinated, it probably includes gluten. If the ham was prepared in a facility that processes wheat in any way, it might be cross contaminated with gluten.

There’s a company out there called “Gluten Free Water” that makes water in plastic bottles, poking fun at the idea that too many things have a gluten free label. I fucking hate that company. Because that company is functionally saying “lol, people are so sensitive and over the top about this, let’s be a little silly and laugh about how crazy people can be with their 'gluten free’ nonsense.”

Did you know that there are sustainable food containers and straws that contain wheat? And that you don’t have to label them? There are definitely people with celiac who have been sickened by biodegradable plastic straws in their “obviously water is gluten free there’s no risk here” water.

“It’s over-labeled so it looks trendy” just means you don’t know how foods are made or what foods contain gluten. Gluten is ridiculously common in foods in general, and also in packaged meats.

Your ham has to say gluten free because it distinguishes it from the hams that do contain gluten, which is a fucking lot of them. And you’re annoyed that your ham has to say gluten free and I’m annoyed that I’m standing in the grocery store calling a ham company to figure out where they source their caramel coloring so I can figure out if the damned ham is safe to eat.

“lol, oats don’t have wheat in them, are people so stupid that they have to be told what is and isn’t wheat? why does this oatmeal have a gluten free label?” Cross contamination; gluten free oats are not grown near wheat and are not processed in facilities that process wheat.

“lol, rice doesn’t have wheat in it, why is this rice labeled gluten free, all rice is gluten free” Cross contamination; the rice isn’t processed on equipment that processes wheat.

“lol why does this turkey breast say gluten free, it’s just fucking turkey” read the ingredients on your “just” turkey, lots of packaged meat is packed in broth, some of which contains modified food starch, which may contain wheat.

“lol why are these strawberries labeled gluten free? they’re fucking strawberries” WAX, BUDDY. SOME FRUITS ARE COATED IN PRESERVATIVE WAX FILMS BY THE MANUFACTURER AND SOME OF THOSE FUCKING FILMS CONTAIN GLUTEN.

I think that part of the reason that people are so irritated by g-free labels is because it exposes them to just how vast and alienating their food systems are.

“Ham should just be meat from a pig, maybe with sugar and salt; what on earth is happening that there might be wheat in that process? Nothing in that process should involve wheat.” And then you might have to think about it for a second, might have to wonder what “sugar” and “salt” mean when someone is producing a million hams to be delivered thousands of miles away. It’s not just sugar and salt; it’s preservatives and nitrates and batch cooking and getting corn syrup instead of sugar and getting smoke flavoring instead of smoking the ham and turning your “whole food” into all the ingredients that make up the ingredients that make up the ingredients.

A “gluten free” label says “you can eat this” to somebody with celiac disease, who has already pounded their skull against the shittiness of the medical system and the food system.

But to someone who doesn’t have to worry that their food is going to disable them, a “gluten free” sticker on ham takes a known quantity and turns their sandwich into a hyperobject that contains animal agriculture and industrial additive production and shipping pollution and the ongoing assault on regulation.

If it doesn’t have the label, you can just eat your lunch. If it does have the label, you are haunted by the specter of RFK junior imploding the FDA.

Turns out that everyone in the US with celiac is already constantly haunted by the possible implosion of the FDA because food regulation is an up-close and personal part of our daily lives that most people would rather not think about.

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“jeremyjohnirons:
“tangled gave us so much, but mostly it gave us the beautiful and intense love of a horse and the man he is chasing in order to imprison
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i personally believe that maximus was the former captain of the guard who was...

roach-works:

jeremyjohnirons:

tangled gave us so much, but mostly it gave us the beautiful and intense love of a horse and the man he is chasing in order to imprison

i personally believe that maximus was the former captain of the guard who was cursed into horse form pretty recently, and everyone’s having trouble adjusting to it.

like, he’s entitled to sick leave, he really ought to take a couple months to break the curse and come to terms with whatever the fuck just happened to him, but instead of embarking on a journey of self-discovery and healing he just keeps showing up to work. no one can get captain maximus to go on his fucking voyage of self actualization and fix the curse because he’s obsessed with catching flinn ryder. everyone really fucking hopes that when he finally catches this guy the curse might be broken anyway, but it isn’t.

he just keeps showing up to work. he glares at the stablehands until they saddle him up. everyone’s gone over the regulations a dozen times but there’s nothing there saying you’re not allowed to saddle and ride the captain of the guard if he makes you do it. his former second in command rides him around like ‘sir i really don’t know about this’ and he’s just like ‘are we going to catch some criminals or what.’

you can see in the movie that everyone in the royal guard defers to this horse. it’s absolutely because that’s their boss. and secondarily because now he’s two thousand pounds of percheron.

there is no evidence against this theory and you cannot prove me wrong.

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comfortingcatharsis:

A rescuing character preemptively holding up the character they’re working to free because they know the captive character won’t be capable of supporting their own weight to stand unaided once the restraints are removed- which is correct, the restraints are the only thing holding them upright and they’d have fallen otherwise, but they only sag minutely before their weight is transferred to their rescuer’s secure hold.

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cc-cobalt-1043:

That One I Deserved:


*Jod and the kids are in a seedy bar*


Jod: *greeting a lady* Scarlett


*Jod is slapped hard in the face and the lady storms off*


Jod: not sure I deserved that


*another lady came over*


Jod: *greeting her* Gizelle


Gizelle: who was she


Jod: *pretending to be innocent* what


*Jod is immediately slapped again*


Jod: I may have deserved that


Later:


Jod: *greeting another pirate* Anna Maria


*she slaps him too*


Fern: I suppose you didn’t deserve that one either


Jod: no that one I deserved

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This screams clones to me

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Clone Ambush Tactics

Echo: what if they want to shoot the box?

Fives: we’ll write “fragile” on it.

Amazing additions 🤣🤣🤣

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daughterofsarenrae:

what’s your favorite way to see The Character get fucked up

stabbed

shot

impaled/pinned down

poisoned/drugged

drowned/choked

blunt force trauma

head injury

tortured/experimented on

hypothermia

burned

starved/dehydrated

psychological (mind control, phobias, hallucinations, etc)

If i missed any please let me know (yes i know sickness isnt on here, i had limited options)

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