Bizarrzibub

@bizarrzibub

she/her, 25, autistic, adhd, trans, anarchist.
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RECORD NEWS world's most frustrating and stubborn woman to ever exist (my mother) has defied all odds and expectations and actually filled out her part of my financial aid form???? A lot later than I hoped, but she did it and apparently did it with ACCURATE information instead of fake information to mess with my aid?????? I was expecting to have to find some way to convince the financial aid people that I'm an orphan despite one (or maybe both) of my parents still being alive

You have insane lore and also your fixation with Sasha Waybright is starting to make insane Ely good sense to me.

Palpatine wasn't acting in the prequels. He was really a mostly normal dude who also wanted to be an emperor. He acts like that now cause after he gets electrocuted in Revenge of the Sith he takes an edible for the pain and never stopped taking them.

I tried to look up a playlist of iconic bi girl songs and the first song I hear is acclaimed jealousy anthem Nobody But Me by Michael Bublé and this feels biphobic but I don't know who to blame.

If someone says they care about you, but they clearly don't care about the parts of your life that are important to you, then they don't actually care about you.

Tumblr Code.

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

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must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

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always reblog tumblr identification

good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023

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I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??

Let’s take it to 4 million, folks!

almost there!

TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!

THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??

shoelaces. on your dash. in 2025.

This is all one take?? And they have MULTIPLE people as Robin Hood so that they can "cut" between them by spinning the camera??? Wow. That's so complicated but super clever

My fiance: why do you like those games?

Me: you're just as bad as the nazis.

My fiance: cept I let you hit

Me: [bewildered] Do you think the problem with Hitler is that he didn't let me fuck him?

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