you have to listen to loud music . it scares the evil creatures from your head
āmy sentient sword came out to me as transmasc, i mean, talk about un-she/they-ing your blade!ā
yeah yeah everyone wants fangs and wings. pick a weird animal adaptation to magically develop instead
the ability to shoot blood out of your eye
the ability to eject your guts and emit a convincing reek of death
a symbiotic partner species that rides on your head and eats your lice
a pincer that can fire off a bubble of air fast enough to shatter glass
a tongue that can wrap all the way around your head
a supernaturally acute nose comprised of a star-like cluster of sense organs
a rock-hard shell, fused to your spine
saliva so chock full of toxic bacteria that your bite is reliably fatal
nictitating membranes in your eyes
the ability to produce clone offspring
a velcro-like texture on your feet, allowing you to scale vertical walls
a bite force of 1,800 psi with a jaw to match
part of the joy of having a fetish thatās still somewhat outside of the mainstream (if you disagree then xkcd geologists dot png) but fairly popular is that complaining about a trope being too common in your semi-obscure pornography is really funny
anyway I just saw someone complain about how snakes are too common in hypnosis porn
personally i think hypnosis is too common in snake porn.
Not my image, and itās technically backwards according to how Venn/Euler diagrams work, butā¦
peem poom
tiny cuts.

fmk the acts of fucking marrying and killing?
kill marriage fuck killing marry fucking
bad news, euclid fans! i just disproved his assertation that parallel lines donāt intersect for their entire infinite length. i walked along them for approximately 8.6 x 10āø km and you know what i found? thatās right, a tangle.
they donāt touch for the rest of their infinite length though, i did check. in both directions.
iām sorry thatās my fault i was walking along that stretch earlier and accidentally tripped and tangled them up and i couldnāt get them untangled and i thought no one would notice iām so sorry
god hes so hot i love his pixels
Suns out. flowers are blooming. birds are chirping. yaoi shit is happening to me. maybe itāll all be ok
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Hello! I know next to nothing about Sonic or the fandom. Ive only played parts of the first game. I recently saw a video about a villain in one of the games and I realized that there's way more about this franchise than I first thought. The only content aside from the first game I've seen was like the fandubs.
Anyways this is a roundabout way of saying that I don't k how anything about this interest of yours so I want you to info dump to me about it
I mean this is a hard general question for me about anything, let alone a franchise as sprawling and historied as sonic. Youāre going to have to be more specific! Are you looking for a starter point to get into the series or are you just after information? Are you interested in character lore? Worldbuilding stuff? Series plotlines and themes? Certain games or eras of games? The various cartoons and movies? Miscellaneous Sega Bullshit:tm: through the years? Comics stuff? Thereās a lot I know about sonic but frankly even more I donāt because I kind of just ignored the franchise for a decade, and like with many series I tend to be most invested in the more niche/unimportant/obscure stuff so many of the accounts I can give are uhā¦ weāll say skewed/limited. Iām happy to engage but thereās a truly infinite number of insane rabbit holes to fall into with this series so youre gonna have to give me a place to start!
The broadest gist of it can be gleaned from about anything youāve seen though; sonic the hedgehog is a cool little dude who goes fast and loves his friends. Heās in an eternal feud with eggmanās attempted world takeovers and most of the time that means theres giant robots and old gods involved. Thatās really all is it at its core! Itās a series about funny little animal guys with crazy powers who do turbo insane anime shit with bitchin music and at the end of the day I think the shocking earnesty and seriousness with which it takes this concept is what makes it so endearingā¦..despite its many failures
ooooo funny kitty go haha
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