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buckley-diaztruther
buckley-diaztruther

Bobby talking to captain morales: yes no eddies great. eight pack, silver star, army medic. 7 years of experience house training the family do- i mean my so- i mean this one other firefighter i have. yea he's really good with him, they're great partners. practically perfect together on the field, you'll have a hard time finding someone to pair him with. I honestly thought I'd be writing referral letters for them both. yea mine has separation anxiety. whatever you do, don't pair eddie with someone super strong and talented and capable or someone with blue eyes and a heart of gold just like avoid those types all together. better yet just don't pair eddie with anyone he's a GREAT team player but if you aren't careful one of your guys might end up hospitalized w a dog bite or something. anywhere you should totally hire eddie he's gonna be the best addition to your team but don't get attached cuz I'm keeping a spot open for him like it's only a matter of time before he's back here him and my k- my other firefighter that I have a normal relationship with are just really close just inseparable really and *gets super close to the receiver* look listen my kid is losing it over here without eddie and I just really need him to come back before buck does something really crazy like join a cult or sleep with another ex and I just can't take that

eddiestightywhities
eddiestightywhities

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You mean Eddie Diaz? Firefighter Edmundo Diaz?? My good friend Eddie?? My bestest friend in the world Eddie Diaz who is straight??? Straight as a die Steady Eddie who had an estranged wife and couldn't keep any other (two) relationships with women going for longer than a few minutes without feeling like he was being performative???? Eddie who abstained from sex with the last woman he dated????? My boy bestie Eddie Diaz who has spent all of his spare time over the past 7 years with me and his son out of choice and basically baby trapped me from day one?????? You're talking about THAT Eddie??????????????????????????????? Why would you say this to me, Ex-boyfriend Who Repressed His Sexuality And Lived Most Of His Life In The Closet And Got Engaged To A Woman To Try And Be A Straight Guy Gay Tommy?