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Water goblin

black tortoiseshell with low white spotting (calico)

Slurpin isopod (gouache on canvas)

Commissioned by @franzanth

this place sucks im gonna drink six beers and jack off

The new glass half empty vs half full

oughh twinyard angst o<—<

look this is getting nowhere how about we just agree to disa- *remembers I should exploit any possible situation to my advantage* if you don't take me to the Monterey bay aquarium I'm going to start screaming

average tumblr inbox

in loving memory of my favorite shirt

turmeric kun update

Hmm hmm hmm. oxiclean loves her for who she is but turmeric cannot help but change her

Nonbinary.net/careers

laughed at this image for five minutes straight today

huge as fuck claims court. im suing you for one william dollars asshole

dude you look so masc wallowing in your misery like that

Only reason I don't have ovaries anymore is because they exploded back in 2014 when that was a common occurrence

omG I SEARCHED GOOGLE FOR A SEWING MACHINE DIAGRAM AND THIS CAME UP I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

We actually keep this picture hanging up in our costume shop. If you have ever operated a sewing machine, this picture will speak to you on a spiritual level.

deadbeat daughter