we should abandon the current US government system and replace it with the ranking system in warrior cats don’t @ me

just saying that obamastar is way cooler than trumpstar

also what the hell are kits then

babies. duh

Are you telling me kids are going to be apprentices for like twelve fuckin years,,,, thats 24 times as long,,,,

yes. 12 years: 1st grade to 12th grade, american school system. ive thought this through

And what the h*ck is the medicine cat

you guys are really not thinking this through huh it’s a fucking doctor you degenerate

wait. what are cats then

…theyre still cats what the fuck are you on

do we actually hunt for food or do we go grocery shopping and call it hunting

i said the ranking system guys not their lifestyle im going to lose it

the fuck is a warrior cat

someone’s going to die today and it sure as fuck is not going to be me

Would the time zones become the clans or would it just be randomly assigned

it’s the ranking system. the leader is the president. it’s one clan. we’re one clan can’t you fucking read i’m this close to bursting into tears

ok but what about other countries? would there be americaclan and canadaclan and stuff?

it does say US government system on the original post. you saw that, right? you read the post? the US? just america?

wait does that mean the president rules until someone else comes along and wrecks their shit?

i mean, yeah. until that motherfucker dies he’s leader, that’s how wc works. kill your leader, start a riot & shut the fuck up im so stressed

I, for one, do not think trump should get nine lives

neither should tigerstar but guess what

Isn’t this just a monarchy? Or a dictatorship?

it’s the warrior cats ranking style that’s what it is

hey @tophat-octopus trying to hide this stupid question in the tags. what do you think a vice president is

what are two legs considered?

youre just like the guy who asked what cats would be. twolegs are people we just wouldn’t use that term??? im

probably a dumb question but what about rogues and loners

rogues arent even a part of the clan ranking system i do not think i can handle this thread much longer

what about other government officials? are they just warriors? or would they not exist??

thEYRE WARRIORS. THEY DONT EXIST I CANNOT DO THSI ANYMORE

why the fuck is firefox tweeting abt warrior cats

tweeting? i’m tweeting? tweeting? this is Twitter? huh? is this fucking Twitter?

every fucking day i think about bruce springsteen pretending to be gay to avoid the draft and the conscription officers were like. “um. yeah, well. anyway, you had a concussion from a motorcycle accident, which means you failed the physical but. uh. thank you. for that.”

bruce: well well weeeeell sarge. i do love a man in uniform 

officer: you. you don’t really have to do that

officer: you literally have a concussion 

good morning to this person’s dad only

oohh my goddd who cares if people are mainly getting their music taste from tiktok? who CARES if this sixteen-year-old nonbinary kid has a frog hat and a hastily put together pseudo goth wardrobe and a playlist full of mother mother and lemon demon? who careeessss it doesn’t MATTER why are you trying to hard to pull a “I’m not like those other gays, I have real taste” WHO CARES???

When we were children, my sister had private music lessons at her violin teacher’s house. I only visited there once, but I still remember that afternoon. The teacher had an artificial pond in her yard, a large beautiful thing with lily pads and plant life. And in the pond, there were goldfish. I had never seen such enormous goldfish. 

I spent several minutes just staring at them (and trying to convince them to bite my fingers.) When my sister’s violin lesson ended, her teacher came out to the yard and explained that these goldfish were the same small creatures that were often unfortunately sold in plastic bags at state fairs. They were only about two inches long apiece, when she bought them and put them in the new, empty pond. In essence, they were like every goldfish I had seen before, but they had been given a much larger, much richer environment in which to flourish. As a result, they had grown into some of the most remarkable, vibrant creatures my twelve-year-old self had ever met with. All because of a pond. 

Funny what lessons children remember. My sister doesn’t play the violin anymore, but that was the first time I caught a glimpse of the overwhelming extent to which it matters, the way the world treats us.

Reblogged again for this drawing I made for it

and here we are, goldfishes ourselves, and also the ones who put us in our tiny bowls

Remember, kids: Hozier would want you to walk away from that exhausting online interaction and go peer into the soothing, dark waters of the nearest bog instead.

Gotta remind myself of this AGAIN.

Nothing will make you evil like trying to find a specific tumblr post

you are not immune to estoy poopin

You know what, Lan Wangji’s jealousy of Wen Ning might be a little bit justified due to the fact he’s not only uncomfortably close (for LWJ’s standards) to his husband, he’s also his son’s only remaining biological family member.

But there’s something so funny about Lan Wangji: twin jade, respected cultivator looking at Wen Ning: some dead guy, probably doesn’t bathe, wanted for war crimes, and just thinking “I’ll never be him…”

And he might be onto something, honestly. Wen Ning’s a catch.

Btw, for the time travel AU, the only reason that the Bench Trio were able to travel back in time, was because of a strange little pocket watch they "borrowed" from a chest.

And the reason they can't travel back to their own time, is because Ranboo is the one with the watch, and he's in Hypixel with Technoblade, who promised that once the Potato War has been won then Techno would assist Ranboo in finding his friends.

So until then, Tubbo and Tommy are panicking about where Ranboo is, but also dealing with teenage versions of Schlatt and Wilbur and all their edgelordness.

It's great

super fucking important sidenote: team aqua axolotls is donating 12k dollars to cancer research!! :]

the voltron reboot is punishment for tumblr complaining too much about mcyters, the universe had to step in and revive somthing worth complaining about

tommyinnit pov is like "yes pop off king iamgoingtotalkveryfastnow inside by bo burnham is a very good netflix special what is your favorite song from it *breathes so fucking heavily* im like a little girl but with big fucking muscles that could rip a door if its hinges im like a small ant im 300 feet tall im flirting with ranboo im unable to shut the fuck up philza minecraft is both my hero and dying in 2 hours i can see his life clock above his head he doesnt have much time left. anyways does anyone know what a communist is-"

Your persistence is admirable tumblr but even with this godawfully ugly update i can still edit john greens posts. So once again. suck my dick

I love these posts, they no longer exist at the source but we pass them between our blogs like a delightful digital oral history

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Finally watching the vlog and Tubbo's energy. Just in general. Onstream he'll be like lol thinking about buying a tank. I have a gun im getting a gun. And then when he gets around guns he's like I'm about to pass out I'm having a heart attack I'm shaking. And they're like "Here shoot it" and he's like "Awwww ugh okay" *direct hit* *direct hit* *direct hit* *dire