Twinkothy Chalamet

it’s not technically pedantry if it’s an important distinction you’re making

Fri, 11 Apr 2025 12:03:51 -0400

voyagerprobe:

it’s not technically pedantry if it’s an important distinction you’re making

Fri, 11 Apr 2025 12:03:44 -0400

shower-thoughts-last-responder:

ophilosoraptoro:
navigationspace:
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Well played, Beverly.
Poor one out for a real one

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Fri, 11 Apr 2025 12:03:15 -0400

how i’m handling my students using AI to write papers:

Fri, 11 Apr 2025 12:03:09 -0400

manicali:

writterings:
how i’m handling my students using AI to write papers:
-don’t accuse them on using AI from the get-go and instead ask them to informally define all the huge words that they used in their essay which i know they don’t know the meaning of
-ask to see their original file where they “wrote” the essay. go to version history to see if it was just copy and pasted and then just edited a bit. i keep an eye out for the shit like “certainly! here’s an essay about….”
-if they own up to it, they can re-do the assignment for a higher grade even if there will be an automatic penalty. if they don’t, i process it like plagiarism and get my supervisor involved.
And this is much better than the immediate accusations. Some students have a good vocabulary. Stop accusing them of faking their essays without proof, and this is a good way to check.

shaking women by their shoulders with all my strength, screaming YOU DONT NEED TO GET PERMISSION TO…

Fri, 11 Apr 2025 12:02:38 -0400

justangrymacaroni:

justangrymacaroni:
justangrymacaroni:
shaking women by their shoulders with all my strength, screaming YOU DONT NEED TO GET PERMISSION TO BREAK UP WITH SOMEONE!!!!
you can choose to break up with someone for any reason. and it’s your choice. you’re allowed. you don’t need to ask for permission. you don’t even need to do it in person. you won’t get in trouble. in fact, most of the time you’ll be in trouble for fucking staying.
they don’t even have to suck! you can just be tired! or bored! or want to be single! you don’t have to stay with a person you don’t want to be with because they “are such a good person and haven’t done anything wrong”!
WHY DO I KEEP TALKING TO WOMEN WHO ARE STUCK IN RELATIONSHIPS THEY DONT WANT TO BE IN

i could never be hannibal lecter because i hate lying theyd be like and whats for dinner hannibal…

Fri, 11 Apr 2025 12:02:27 -0400

notahorseindisguise:

i could never be hannibal lecter because i hate lying theyd be like and whats for dinner hannibal and id be like it’s beef SORRRYYYYY its actually a guy who i killed and cooked up 😬 are you mad at meee and theyd say no hannibal you told the truth and thats what matters and then we’d all hug

it’s amazing the entire dashboard is just old things. shakespeare. arthuriana. gargantua. the epic…

Fri, 11 Apr 2025 12:00:52 -0400

ohdorotheabrooke:

leopardheart-deactivated2023022:
leopardheart-deactivated2023022:
it’s amazing the entire dashboard is just old things. shakespeare. arthuriana. gargantua. the epic of gilgamesh. the brothers karamazov. beowulf. wuthering heights. medieval mystics. dracula novel discourse. lawrence of arabia 1962. al pacino. die girlies auf tumblr are thriving and having a ball going about as if media stopped happening post 2010
preach!

Fri, 11 Apr 2025 12:00:37 -0400

keyctrl:

when i say my gender changes to the tune of the bit i mean a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do…

Fri, 11 Apr 2025 11:52:49 -0400

they-bite:

ask-space-race-mod:
jaydove-writes:
they-bite:
yeahhpiehh:
they-bite:
when i say my gender changes to the tune of the bit i mean a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do and if he can’t then god forbid women do anything
jokerkind specibus ass
ALT
But you still recognized that as a Homestuck reference.
What were YOU doing at the devil’s sacrament?
i googled the words & got results from the homestuck wiki. that’s not attending the devil’s sacrament that’s investigating suspicious noises in the woods by lanternlight

stop shooting my plane every time you get an ask! im gonna start armoring only those specific areas now. as they’re the only bits you shoot for some reason

Fri, 11 Apr 2025 11:51:47 -0400

everything okay!! yaaay!

Fri, 11 Apr 2025 11:51:32 -0400

guerrillatech:

Can we please just have one Australian election that doesn’t end up revolving around cum? 😭

Fri, 11 Apr 2025 11:08:50 -0400

batshit-auspol:

robotslenderman:
batshit-auspol:
Okay so for international followers who aren't aware, election season in Australia is basically the biggest comedy event of the decade. Australian culture does NOT tolerate people who try to big up themselves or rock the boat, so a bunch of billionaires and politicians suddenly appearing everywhere claiming how great they are is basically painting a giant target on their backs to be mocked, tarred and feathered.
This is so much the case that the Australian national broadcaster The ABC used to even have a whole running series during elections where they would send out fake journalists to mock politicians and crash their events to spread chaos which was one of the highest rating shows on TV.
Pranks included trying to replace the microphones at press packs with baguettes and seeing how long it takes the politicians to realise, a kid cracking an egg on a neo-nazi's head, and a comedian chasing the Prime Minister down the street with a chainsaw.
Obviously politicians didn't like this so eventually the show was pulled from TV, but that just left a giant hole for the internet to fill where a bunch of pranksters untethered by TV standards now turn up to all political events trying to clown on the politicians.
At the last election, the national clowning included a remix of the Prime Minister's debate into a song called "coal makes me cum" which cut up the Prime Minister's words to make it sound like he jerks off to fossil fuels (the guy one famously brought a lump of coal into parliament to show off how much he loves it, so it was deserved).
This song ended up getting over a million streams and hit number one in the charts during the election. Not only that it even got enough write in votes for the Hottest 100 (our national yearly song poll that's a huge event in Australia) that it ended up ranking despite not being in the official voting list and as a result the national broadcaster had to play it on air.
The song made a laughing stock out of Scott Morrison, the Prime Minister at the time, and he and his government were absolutely annihilated on election day.
As for the second one, we inadvertently informed a bunch of people about the next election announcement yesterday when we joked about it on a poll about cum (see previous reblog). Apologies if this is how any of you are now learning about the election.
you guys will never guess what our entry to Eurovision this year is about
Why are we like this

dude you look so masc wallowing in your misery like that

Fri, 11 Apr 2025 11:05:50 -0400

shower-thoughts-last-responder:

moldavite:
dude you look so masc wallowing in your misery like that
Girl, you look so femme rotting in your bed like that

Fri, 11 Apr 2025 11:03:58 -0400

only-cat-memes:

whatcoloristhatcat: sighinastorm: We owe it to our commitment...

Fri, 11 Apr 2025 11:03:43 -0400

whatcoloristhatcat:

sighinastorm:

We owe it to our commitment to the truth, to not interfere in the story. That is the choice. The moment we act, we are involved with creating the story, and as we become a part of it, it becomes partially about us, and the truth then may never be known. Actors cannot be unbiased. Actors become targets. RIP spaghetti belongings.

black tortoiseshell with low white spotting (calico)

The train is standing in the middle of nowhere again fuck this

Fri, 11 Apr 2025 11:03:09 -0400

hiveswap:

hiveswap:
hiveswap:
hiveswap:
The train is standing in the middle of nowhere again fuck this
Like girl theres nothing lets go
No, i took this from inside the train, those are the tracks next to the one i was on. Here’s one where i didn’t lay my camera directly on the glass:
We probs stopped because the train is an ancient bzmot on the verge of death. Stood about five minutes then kept going like nothing happened
nah we passed a train while also moving not much before this. we just honked at them (not the correct term but idc)

She is ready for her program

Fri, 11 Apr 2025 09:50:25 -0400

everythingfox:

She is ready for her program

Fri, 11 Apr 2025 09:49:46 -0400

loth-caatgirl:

tgirl-thucydides:
good news! it does not say that now!

was referring to a book i own and i said “i have it on book”

Fri, 11 Apr 2025 09:47:59 -0400

cadaverousdecay:

cadaverousdecay:
cadaverousdecay:
was referring to a book i own and i said “i have it on book”
is it so over for me
so called free thinkers when i have it on book
no thats exactly how i said it lmao. i was thinking in the sense you’d say you have something on dvd or vinyl. i have it on book

crazy vibes in this chilli’s tonight

Fri, 11 Apr 2025 07:32:23 -0400

castielssuperhell:

crazy vibes in this chilli’s tonight