so many amazing words in the english language. you have clandestine and precarious and serendipity and iconoclast and then you also have staunch and sludge and slurp and smudge

Here we go again…

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Big fan of Dipper "if I ever see you again outside of my nightmares, there is no force in the universe that will stop me from putting you in the ground" Pines

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YOU GUYS GET IT!!

googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much

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I actually, genuinely think social event aftercare would fix me. I need someone to put me to bed and say "you were fun today and no one hated you"

i actually love seeing vids from like british zoos that have coyotes cause i'm like hey little buddy, i saw you outside my house last night what are you doing in the place for fancy animals. and then i remember that coyotes and bobcats and raccoons and mountain lions are americas-exclusives

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Fancy Animals

[North America has many fine Beasts!]

me researching french so I can write my harrykim fanfiction accurately

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WTF does French have to do with Ensign Harry Kim of the USS Voyager NCC-74656?


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Anonymous asked:

And the fact the toadies are already at it with "Yeah this was obviously his plan from the beginning, didn't you read the art of the deal?"

That book he didn’t write? On his businesses he bankrupted? Oh yeah, genius business skills. I’ll be sure to thank him when the price of everything continues to skyrocket and my insurance bills double.

This is the way the world ends, not with a bang but with a banger

VeryVeryVinny

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