Ask Reginald L. Theophilus III
Is your front door still unlocked, or have the increasingly disturbing baby hunters induced you to lock up?
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Originally posted by ghostofcheney

I was indeed induced to lock up.


It didn’t help. 


~ Mr. T

Why are you so obsessed with seran wrap? I think that might be the reason that alice will not let you too close to her... it's a little disturbing.
Because it’s so………………versatile. 

~ Mr. T
Why is a raven like a writing desk?

I asked this riddle ONE TIME, PEOPLE! ONE TIME!


~ Mr. T

Are you a virgin?
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PFFFFT HAHAHAHAHAAAHAAA

I know you're passionate about hats, but are you equally interested in other accessories.
How do people react to you when you enter a room????
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How many women have you dated in the past? Hmmmm??? Don't worry I won't tell anybody, I promise! *crosses fingers*
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Tell me... tell me how to find the rabbit hole.
Anonymous

Aren’t your parents supposed to explain that one?

~ Mr. T

When did you first start seeing the purple squirrel?
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I must say that I am head-over-heels for Ears, and I was wondering if you could possibly introduce us?
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