You're A Bottled Star

advice i think we should tell children is that when adults say stuff like ‘now that i’m an adult i…

Thu, 10 Apr 2025 21:33:43 -0400

concerningwolves:
goldensunset:
advice i think we should tell children is that when adults say stuff like ‘now that i’m an adult i get really excited about stuff like coffee tables and bathrooms and rugs etc’ they don’t mean ‘and now i don’t care about blorbo and squimbus from my childhood tv shows anymore’ bc your average adult still loves all the same pop culture stuff they always did; they just have a greater appreciation for the mundane as well. growing up just means you can enjoy life twice as much now. you can get really excited about a new stuffed animal AND about a new kitchen sponge. peace and love
You get bigger so you can store even MORE love and appreciation for the world inside of you
It means you’ll be at the antique mall looking at a coffee table and thinking “blorbo and Squimbus would LOVE this coffee table”

I should draw rouge the bat. But in what circumstance

Wed, 09 Apr 2025 08:46:15 -0400

sqrkyclean:

hokuto-ju-no-ken:
sqrkyclean:
hokuto-ju-no-ken:
eachinitsowntime:
kindlingnorah:
sqrkyclean:
I should draw rouge the bat. But in what circumstance
I could recognize him by touch alone, by smell; I would know him blind, by the way his breaths came and his feet struck the earth. I would know him in death, at the end of the world.
-Madeline Miller, The Song of Achilles
Where else but tumblr can you see greater insights to your own nature completely detached from your self made by strangers that know you without knowing you and will only ever recall the phantom of an echo once farted into the abyss, never your name
And nobody will even tell me how to draw rouge the bat
Please draw her watching a telenovela and ordering doordash on her day off
absolutely

To note:

Wed, 09 Apr 2025 08:45:26 -0400

notajerusalemcricket-deactivate:

maya-tl:
woorenergy:
french-romarin:
To note:
FR: concentrer /EN: focus
FR: écureuil /EN: squirrel
FR: pingouin /EN: penguin
FR: câlin /EN: hug
the “PINE-GUINE” fucking killed me asfgashasfg
Google Translate: focus
This man, with extreme amounts of self-confidence: fUCK US
….
EUGHJJ
EUGGHJJ
“hug”
NO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tue, 08 Apr 2025 22:42:19 -0400

depsidase:

Tue, 08 Apr 2025 22:41:13 -0400

brightlotusmoon:

calciumlimerust:
countessravengrey:
depsidase:
These kinds of things give me hope
‘Just plain old Larry’: A Wisconsin man’s testimony about gender-affirming care went viral. Here’s his story.
“I have very little knowledge of gay people and things like that there, so when I came here, my eyes were opened,” he told the state Assembly’s Health, Aging and Long-Term Care Committee just after 9 p.m. “I was one of the critics that sat on the side and made the decision there was only two genders, so I got an education that was unbelievable. And I don’t know just exactly how to say this, but my perspective for people has changed. … I’d like to apologize for being here, and I learned a very lot about this group of people.”
After he spoke, several attendees applauded.

“UM OP DON’T YOU REALIZE THAT THIS INNOCUOUS VIDEO/IMAGE/POST IS ACTUALLY FETISH CONTENT”

Tue, 08 Apr 2025 15:14:11 -0400

jmtorres:

bicokun:
dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20:
zetabrarian:
drogonea:
ladyshinga:
ladyshinga:
“UM OP DON’T YOU REALIZE THAT THIS INNOCUOUS VIDEO/IMAGE/POST IS ACTUALLY FETISH CONTENT”
might not be true at all and might be puritan panic you bought into but ok
even if it IS true, ok?? and?? based
everyone is correct in that i missed a crucial option

3. i’m into that actually
4. Please consider some internal exploration of why you “recognized” this as fetish content.
Devils sacrament?!
5. All content on the internet is fetish content if you believe in yourself.
BEHOLD!
Fetish content!

Miku binder Thomas Jefferson has hit the Pentagon (Daveed Diggs inner circle)

Tue, 08 Apr 2025 15:10:51 -0400

nevereacheaven:

Miku binder Thomas Jefferson has hit the Pentagon (Daveed Diggs inner circle)

okay but if you ever see a male creative who had a string of great work and then everything else he…

Tue, 08 Apr 2025 08:52:12 -0400

shamebats:

themathomhouse:
okay but if you ever see a male creative who had a string of great work and then everything else he did was dogshit, go to the “personal life” part of his wikipedia and look at his relationships. you’ll either find a major tragedy he didn’t recover from (completely understandable) or, more likely, there was a woman in his life doing uncredited shit editing his stuff or contributing generally and she’s not there anymore.
I told a friend about this phenomenon in literature and he called me weeks later like, I remembered what you said about women doing uncredited work when tim burton came up. he made a string of bangers then everything else just was nowhere near as good. the timeline matches perfectly to when he was with this german visual artist (lena gieseke). he’s done some good work in collaboration, but if things were dug into I suspect we would find she did a lot more than people realise.
so yeah whenever you look around like wow women didn’t work in history, or, women aren’t auteurs, or, there just aren’t as many great female writers - societal reasons for that aside, half the time they absolutely did.
Hell yeah

Tue, 08 Apr 2025 08:41:05 -0400

caramiaaddio:

unbotheredmuse:
the REAL truth that this coward won’t admit is that you absolutely did not have to do this no matter when you were born. my mp3s went straight into that thing looking exactly like they were downloaded and I learned their weird names like god intended. you and your “put together” ipod have nothing on me and my 45 🖾 🖾 🖾______%a&us.fr.uk by Various Artists

Mon, 07 Apr 2025 19:16:37 -0400

malibuklaus:

Mon, 07 Apr 2025 09:40:49 -0400

captain-price-unofficially:

this motherfucker actually just tweeted this in the middle of his own championship match at…

Mon, 07 Apr 2025 09:40:40 -0400

studentofetherium:

brucebocchi:
brucebocchi:
this motherfucker actually just tweeted this in the middle of his own championship match at wrestlemania
just in case you’re doubting me
he lost, btw

Vampire: the Masquerade is one of the most “newbie friendly” systems out there, and despite all her…

Sun, 06 Apr 2025 17:28:16 -0400

k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl:

sarahrune:
Vampire: the Masquerade is one of the most “newbie friendly” systems out there, and despite all her problems, I don’t think we appreciate that enough.
“Ooooh I can’t play because I don’t know the lore!” Good. You weren’t supposed to know the lore. There’s a lore reason for why you don’t know the lore. Now, I’m going to erase everything you are, turn you into a vampire, and we’re gonna go through the horrors together just like god intended.
@sanguine-raven

i cannot explain it but these all have the same vibes

Sun, 06 Apr 2025 17:27:12 -0400

infernalifrit:

i cannot explain it but these all have the same vibes

They should make it easier for trans women

Sun, 06 Apr 2025 17:25:53 -0400

bungirl-orchiectomy:

They should make it easier for trans women

Things are happening on reddit

Sun, 06 Apr 2025 17:24:54 -0400

apokalypse-arisen:

sexygaywizard:
ALT
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ALT
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Things are happening on reddit

The sole purpose of DOGE is misinformation and disinformation.

Sun, 06 Apr 2025 17:22:10 -0400

liberalsarecool:

The sole purpose of DOGE is misinformation and disinformation.

Reblog to make it die faster

Sun, 06 Apr 2025 15:47:23 -0400

chaotic-hypnotic-erotic:

chilewithcarnage:
lordworm:
Reblog to make it die faster
Like to charge, reblog to cast.

it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i…

Sun, 06 Apr 2025 13:11:00 -0400

ohcorny:

it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don’t even know if it’s just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

if parks and rec was still being made they’d do a bit where ron swanson has to wear a pronouns name…

Sun, 06 Apr 2025 13:09:56 -0400

ariaste:

wowwforever:
if parks and rec was still being made they’d do a bit where ron swanson has to wear a pronouns name tag and it’d just be “???/???” And it’d cut to a talking head of him going
“I’ve been a fool all this time. It’s bad enough the government knows my name, but now they want to know my gender? So I’m not letting them know my preferred pronouns. As far as I’m concerned, no one in this building should refer to me at all.”
Ron walks into the main area of the office like “Everyone, announcement! I notice that you have been referring to me with he/him pronouns for YEARS. As I do not think the government has any business knowing my personal information, this behavior may incline them to make conclusions that they have no business even thinking about. Therefore, I request that you switch it up from now on. Keep em guessing. That is all.”
He tries to turn around and walk back into his office, but Leslie starts crying and saying Supportive Things about how proud she is to see him exploring his gender and immediately switches to they/them; she instructs Ben and Ann to do the same. Donna and Chris go for she/her, for different reasons.
Tom assures Ron that he will use only the slickest, coolest, dopest designer pronouns; he sweeps in the next day and announces that he’s put together a powerpoint of the most stylish and fashionable neopronouns to come out of Milan this season. The powerpoint includes the scarf, cologne and sunglasses that pair best with each option. Jerry is the only one to attend this presentation, which leaves him even more Big Confused about the whole thing than he already was. In Jerry’s efforts to clumsily be an ally, he keeps accidentally “misgendering” Ron four different times in four different ways in every interaction and apologizing elaborately for every single mistake, thereby inadvertently doing the best job out of any of them at fulfilling the brief.
Andy does not know what a pronoun is, but in the spirit of himbo helpfulness, he’s made a list of Words that he knows Ron likes, such as “sandwich”, “woodworking”, and “bacon”. (Ron snatches it, tears it up, throws it in the trash, and sets the trash basket on fire, and firmly instructs Andy to never again mention anything that Ron likes while inside a government building.)
April, of course, keeps using he/him until Ron calls her into his office to re-explain the strategy of Operation: Muddy The Waters, whereupon she blinks owlishly at him and says, “I mean, isn’t that just what they’d expect you to do if you were trying to hide something from the government? If you exclude one pronoun, then they know that’s the one you care about. You have to double-bluff them.” Ron squints at her for a long moment and says flatly, “Hm. Go back to your desk.” The camera stays on Ron watching her through his window as his voiceover says, “April is a valuable employee. I look forward to one day when she leaves this hellhole and uses her strategic genius and insider knowledge to tear down the government.”