as much as I love portrayals of the sun and moon as a (lesbian) couple, the greeks were really on to something when they said "actually they're siblings who disapprove of each other's life choices"

everything I know about My Little Pony I have learned against my will

Anyone else not care if a character is “redeemable” even a little. Either they get better or they die terrible. I am not Anubis, weighing their hearts against a feather. I wanna see what else they can do and how they can grow or change or even get worse. Stop asking me if a character can be forgiven. I don’t care.

Schwarzenegger winning seemed like the most embarrassing thing that would ever happen in politics at the time and now he’s to the left of every elected Republican and a few Democrats and just makes videos going “young men, my fadda was a Nazi and he was a contemptible loosah”

The true unsung star of that episode was Elaine. Sam created the Game Changer Intelligence Agency but had no way of knowing that there was a mole in his own home. She'd been there the whole time! Elaine. Queen. Is 51st base planting a camera in your own kitchen to help your partner's employees get petty revenge on him?

i love to read a character's stoicism as awkwardness. yeah your posture is great and you're mysteriously surveying the scene but it's because you're stiff af and don't know how to approach anyone, right?

”this file type is not supported” umm grow up?

Your ass is getting opened in notepad

They're raising the price on dropout subscriptions because they blew the budget on VFX to give Vic Michaelis a negative score on Game Changer

adult life might be full of pain and suffering but at least we dont have to do PE anymore

episode one of game changer s1: pass this lie detector test!

episode one of game changer s7: go through these carefully constructed scenarios for an entire year before unionizing and turning on the man who put you in this position in the first place. install a camera in his home. give him a kink therapy session. throw a party without him in the process. there’s a fondue machine

Having ADHD is so fun because sometimes youre looking for something that you use regularly and definitely put away in a smart and reasonable place and you have absolutely 0 hope of remembering where and finding it. And then other times ur like "hmm I need a some kind of small pointed object. I feel like i remember seeing a paperclip under the left couch cushion a month ago, i wonder if its still there" and it is

"wait but if u saw the paperclip why would u just leave it there?" its the adhd. Also if i had put it away then i wouldnt have been able to find it a month later when i needed it. So. Checkmate neurotypicals.

wha t if oregon trail was called wagon age: oregons

The masculine connotation of a bow tie and the feminine connotation of a bow on the top of the head implies a nonbinary bow style placed directly over the nose

Correct!!!!!!