“it’s all in your head” correct! unfortunately I am also in there

cybelereverie:
cybelereverie:
staying with my father and my teenage brother occasionally has been very enlightening actually i need to think about it positively
hmmm ok. fascinating. okay. amazing. and i have to live like this? okay

(via couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name)

a-suffusion-of-yellow-deactivat:

franzkavkas:
I think kafka’s diaries are the strongest evidence that journaling is not necessarily good for your mental health
it’s because he didn’t use washi tape

(via couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name)

feitanporter:

I’m just here for a good fight

swampdriinker:

(via moonkitty)

mooneln0ne:

and you were born to always be my older brother

valtsv:

[trying to insult a person’s dog-like devotion to someone but not wanting to make them sound too cool about it] keep your fucking dog in a purse

(via evilcyclopsxmen)

studentofetherium:

brucebocchi:
brucebocchi:
this motherfucker actually just tweeted this in the middle of his own championship match at wrestlemania
just in case you’re doubting me
he lost, btw

(via katjohnadams)

beyondthisdarkhouse:

rhube:
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I feel like we have a spiritual successor to None Pizza with Left Beef: NONE CHEESEBURGER.
No Cheeseburger Whatsoever Under Any Circumstances

(via vaspider)

gauntletqueen:

what if you wore a shirt that featured a picture of you trying to claw your way out of the shirt with a horrid desperate expression and the text “THAT’S NOT ME THAT’S NOT ME I’M TRAPPED IN THE SHIRT”

(via sableleatherywingsopeninthe711)