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thinking about how shawn spencer literally had dozens of jobs and could have dozens more / could topple world governments or be a poker playing millionaire or a special agent / but everything is so BORING and NO FUN until he pretends to be a psychic so he can play detective every day of his life with his best friend and suddenly he is COMMITTED
anyone else think that at some point Tim just goes fucking sAvage?
wait let me explain I swear in my head it makes sense
So ever since Tim started training as robin he’s taught to be so perfect and percise in all his movements offensive and defensive (Bruce really didn’t want a repeat of Jason). So by the time he actually got on the streets he had so much of the muscle memory and precision ingrained in his brain. So what if one day some big rogue or even a whole gallery starts reeking havoc on gotham so all the bats go to step in. The bats are getting badly hurt and Tim’s Struggling as are all of them. (note: he’s probably had a shit week too and running off pure caffeine and spite) So Tim sees one of the bad motherfuckers hurt his brother (bonus points if it’s protective big bro timmy) but it just fucking sets him off. All the rage and spite and pure doneness with the world finally breaks his perfect thinking mindset and muscle memory completely takes over. It doesn’t matter what’s happening around him or what he’s hit with he’s PISSED but just rolling with everything. everything is perfectly executed without him spending the extra time to plan his moves. So basically he become quicker and the takedowns he’s doing arent held back AT ALL because he’s just going through the motions of maiming that he’s been taught.
But then the AFTERMATH. Tim’s just fucking standing there panting probably exhausted from such a challenging fight for the family. meanwhile they’re all just looking between each other as if Tim didn’t fucking use all his body weight and force to slam someone’s head in the ground with no holding back. Savage Tim would be so precise still based of muscle memory but have none of the restraint that makes some moves non lethal, essentially he’s not aiming to kill but if he accidentally hit just the right way it could have.
My favorite thing about J. Jonah Jameson is that he just hates Spider-Man. He supports mutants and doesn't hate enhanced people. He's not racist, sexist, homophobic, or transphobic. He just hates Spider-Man. And I'm half convinced that he's faking for the publicity.
He'd probably get pissed if he hears someone hating on Spider-Man for being enhanced.
"Spiderman isn't a menace because he can climb walls! He's a menace because he's climbing walls without a license or safety equipment! He's setting a bad example!"
"I just want you to know that you that your identity as an enhanced person is valid. Your identity as Spiderman is trash."
nevertheless, we ball
after Dick being less than happy with being Jason’s older brother for so many years, i think Jason finding out about Damian and deciding fuck it it’s HIS turn to terrorise a younger sibling would be so funny. Damian is so sick of this man. Jason doesn’t even get to try having a secret identity because upon seeing him in Gotham Damian gets so tired so quickly that he outs him without thinking.
Batman: who are you?
Red Hood: *opens his mouth to say some kind of mysterious threat*
Robin, landing on the roof: Batman, i have successfully- OH GOD FUCK JASON NO. NO. GO HOME. GO BACK TO MOM. NO. NO.
Batman:
Red Hood:
Robin, turning to Batman: TELL HIM TO GO AWAY HE’S GOING TO START PUTTING SALT IN MY WATER AGAIN
Batman: …Jason?
Red Hood: Damian you little bitch i’ll put hair dye in your shampoo for this
Lewiston Morning Tribune, May 29, 1931.
youtube video: can i survive a week in the dark cave with only 5$
the thumbnail: handing 1$ to a centipede
hiring a mercenary
NO FUCKING WAY
So much queer discourse is just "i like pancakes" "so you hate waffles?" Type shit
"I believe mspec lesbians are valid" "so you think lesbians just need good dick?"
"I believe trans men can identify as lesbians if they want" "so you think trans men are women?"
"I believe transandrophobia exists" "so you think transfems oppress transmascs?"
No bitch that's a whole new sentence wtf are you talking about
No bitch that’s a whole
new sentence wtf are
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Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
In 2009, Google hired a company called California Grazing to bring around 200 goats to its Mountain View campus for a week. Instead of using traditional lawnmowers, which consume fuel and produce emissions, Google opted for an eco-friendly approach.
giving birth sucks tbh. not only do you and the baby you’re birthing almost die, usually you shit yourself and often you tear your taint. then you have to push an organ out of your body (placenta) and if even a little of that remains in your body, you can hemorrhage to death or develop an infection that essentially rots your body from the inside out. even if you had a relatively “easy birth”, you bleed for weeks on end. even after that stops, your body and brain is changed for the rest of your life, the pregnancy leeched minerals from your bones, that can cause osteoporosis later. minor urinary incontinence is not uncommon, brain scans of people who gave birth show permanent changes in their brain, you’re never quite the same.
I say all of this not to say giving birth is disgusting but it is a harrowing and visceral experience. society downplays how fucking awful it is and makes it out to be a ~magical~ experience but it isn’t a magical transformative experience for everyone. it can be an extremely traumatic experience for someone who wanted to carry a pregnancy to term, much more so for someone who did not want to be pregnant in the first place or someone who knows their baby won’t survive the birth. anyway, abortion is a right. pregnancy and birth aren’t just inconvenient, it’s fucking awful.
How is it that in this entire post you didn’t say the word “woman” once? Only one sex gives birth. Only women have these experiences, only women are at risk for everything mentioned here, women are the only people this applies to. Erasing the word enables the problem.
I’m an evil trans man with a big fat pussy and it’s my life’s purpose to erase women by using inclusive language. Everyone I make a post a random woman disappears off the planet. Clean vanishes. They’re renaming all maternity wards labor & delivery wards because of me. The word breastfeeding no longer exists in the dictionary. It’s all chestfeeding now. Many world powers are trying to stop me. They can’t. They’re too slow. I’m always two steps ahead.
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commission for anonymous!
hate how this 1) manages to make fun of Belgium without bothering to mention us 2) every single person in the notes knows this 3) it's true
